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Don't Fart In a Gimp Suit

I was once told that if you leave the lid of the toilet up, it creates bad energy in the house. From a more scientific point of view, I once saw a programe about nightclub toilets, and how the room was splattered with matter because people has flushed with the lid up. Not so tasty on your toothbrush.

Also, the cat has a habit of getting IN the toilet and drinking the water, which is repulsive. I've found dogs are even worse for this... Yuck!

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dont ask silly questions you can easily find the answer too your self, google isn't broke on your PC ;-)

TBF it tends to be pretty rare that you actually get toilet lids in nightclubs. Even rarer that you find toothbrushes there.

Only the really badly behaved ones!! None of our dogs have ever done that! They know better. I'd fucking smack them one if they even tried it.

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They do something bad enough when i've told them no, they aren't beyond a quick whack on the nose.

They never do it again then.

Obviously it's not just toilets in nightclubs that spray fecal matter everywhere when they're flushed :-p x

Do check the contents of the toilet bowel and all signs of use have gone, i'm nearly sick every time i go to the toilet an see the markings of the previous user, brown AND red

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Do remember that "Defrost mode" on toasters is just a marketing gimmick - just put the bread in and toast it!


Do remember not to faff about online when you're supposed to be going to meet your boyfriend.

Do not question Stephen Fry.

Don't clean those patio doors which are made entirely out of glass, and then wonder why you've walked into them.

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So high maintenance!! I guess you expect them to be dry as well!? ;-p

I generally opt for the leave on the draining board til dry method. :)

When doing the washing up, do the glasses and mugs/cups first before anything else, otherwise they get covered in grease and shit, and never look clean!! :@

do get a dishwasher

Do sing ABBA loudly in your own home.

Do dance to your ipod (well, if you can, I can't, but I used to)

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I have one.. In fact I have about 7. They're called housemates.

DON'T take your shoes off when you go round my friends house where I went today :|