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RAVERS JOKE :-)

John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

'Louise,' he moaned, 'tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'

'Even worse,' she said, her voice oozing scorn. 'You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.'

'He's an idiot,' John said. 'Piss on him.'

'You did', came the reply. 'And he fired you.'

'Well, screw him!' said John.

'I did. You're back to work on Monday.'

HEHEHEHE

Why did the poor little monkey get lost??

Cus the Jungle is Massive

MC-MoleyNEW Why did the poor little monkey get lost??

Cus the Jungle is Massive

ahaaa thats gotta b the worst joke ever hehehehehehehehhhehehehe

its like


"what did one raver say to the other?"

"fook knows! and neither does he!" hehehehehe

what's brown and green and if it feel out of a tree and hit you it would kill you?



a snooker table



whats white and cant climb trees?

a fridge



whats gray and wont fit in your fridge?


a car park

Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!"

The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider thaaan yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!"

The third hillbilly said "My wife is really dumber, yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there...and she ain't even got a dick!"

its better than whats brown and sticky?

marmite

close, it was a stick

Whats red and sits in a tree ?

A sanitery owl

or brown gum?

are offensive jokes aloud??

whats got 8 legs and scares women?



gang rape

how do you stop black kids jumping on the bed

put velcro on the ceiling


:)

obviously then lol

Why shouldn't you shag a midget with down syndrome?




Because its not big and its not clever!

9 out of 10 people love gang rape

2 cannibals eating a clown

one says to the other

"god he tastes funny"