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RAVERS JOKE :-)

just had a wank over a blind girl

she dint see it coming

kanye west @ global gathering

kanye west @ global gathering

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE WINNER FOR ME HAAHAHAAA

yeh man wat a fuckin joke


but to be fair most rude boys and hoes like him

Woman says to man: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Man says to Woman: Well, its a bit of both... I'm going to rape you :)

All cheer!

HEARS SOME BAD RAVER JOKES.........................Not mine by the way haha


Why is a RAVE not a concert.....

.....Because it's an E-vent!


How do you know the English language was developed by ravers?

Because the letter E is used more often than all other letters combined!


What does a raver say when they bungee jump?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e e e e e e e !!!



How come schools grade with the letters A, B, C, D and F ??

Because the ravers ate all the E's



What kind of Mercedes does a raver drive?

The E- series

Thats stupid...

Ahem...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Ahem...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NO NO NO!!! Not funny, well it is but no

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"

THats from sum website its spoze to be the funniest joke ever ,voted by scientist but to be honest i think its quite shit

PS: Nice copying and pasting michelle xD

This man calls this house and a little girl picks up.

girl: hi daddy.

dad: hi sweet heart. can i speak to mommy?

girl: mommy up stairs with uncle steve.

dad: honey you dont have a uncle steve.

girl: yes i do he's upstaires with mommy with the door locked.
the dad takes a moment to think.

dad: tell mommy that daddy just drove up in the driveway.

girl: o.k daddy.
we hear a woman scream.

gril: o.k i told her.

dad: what did mommy do?

girl: she ran out naked and triped over a carpet and hit her head on the coner of the desk and i think shes dead. and uncle steve jumped out the window but he must of forgot that u took all the water out of the pool so he's not moving i think he;s dead too.

dad pause's and takes a very long pause

dad: pool? hey isnt this number 0208-566-244?

Man lying in bed after sex with his new thai wife.

She keeps strocking his cock.

He says :do you like my cock that much?

She says : no i just miss mine!!

why are there no casinos in china?


because they hate tibet

Ask me if I'm an orange!

Jade: Hello my names jade, this is my friend beth.. and she cant talk..

Beth: uh-ah-uh-ah-uh-ah

Jade: translated that means. 'your a slut'

Husband and his wife are in hospital, his wife is in labour and goes into the delivery room and the Husband waits outside.

Inside the delivery room is the Wife and the Midwife.

Midwife: Come on you can do it one last push!

So the wife pushes hard...

Midwife: I can see the babies head!

The baby looks up and sees the Midwife and asks "Are you my Dad?"

Midwife: No.

The the baby climbs back inside the womb! The Midwife thinks to herself fuck me that was wierd! I best go get the doctor. So the doctor comes in after being told what had just happened, then...
The same happens again with the doctor when he replies No!

Doctor: Quick Midwife go and get the Dad.

So the Midwife goes to fetch the dad and the baby goes back inside once again. The Dad comes in and the midwife gets the woman to push again. Sure enough the baby comes out again and the Dad bends down to have a look.

Baby: Are you my Dad?

Dad: Yes

Baby starts prodding him in the head with his finger and says "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE IT?"

a guy went to japan 4 work and he went out 4 the night and pulled a jap gal so he took her back and he shaged her.

as he was shaging her she keep shoutin nakahia so he thought she wants more so He keeped shaging her.

the next day the men went to go play golf he was just about to tea off when a jap guy goes nakahia he thought to him self that gal i shaged late night was sain that so he went over to the jap guy and sed wot does nakahia mean the jap man ses RONG HOLE

there was a black guy and a whight guy and the whight guy keeped dozzin off.

so the black guy sed y r u dozzin off.

the whight man sed i was shaggin my bird last night and im fuked.

so the black man ses i cant get my bird to sleep wiv me how do u do it.

the whight guy ses u hav to sa this song. sexy head sexy head eye like a dog give me a shag ill get u a dog it's easy.

so the black guy goes off and trys.

the next night the whight guy gets a knock on his door.

it's the black guy but he had a black eye a brokon amy and 2 brokon leggs.

the whight guy ses wot did u sa to her so the black guy ses i sed nappy head nappy head eyes like a frog bend over bitch and ill do u like a dog

a jimmy car joke not my'n 97% of women kiss wiv there eye's closed that y its so hard to identifi a rapest