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Ibiza Rocks

Wed 18 Jun 2008

This is TaraTrash

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 Is that a donut I smell in your pocket? 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 hmmmm doughnuts is there anything they cant doooo.... 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 "Ok, so let me get this straight love. You're on the run from a crazy old woman with a badger on her head who's trying to steal your children? And I suppose that explains why you were doing 90mph with 100 passengers in the back?" 
Who laughed: x-Spinderella-x and Limpstar-DJ
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 So I'm just charging you for the speed infringment, lets forget about the bit where you sniffed my balls 
 But officer, all I did was cock my leg on the car tyre..... Less of the lip 'dog breath'..... 
Who laughed: Candy-Ass-CDC-SA
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Name ma'am "woof" Address ma'am "woof"............... 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 It's a dog's life!! Grrrr 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 you sure you wont let me off if i let you do me doggie? 
Who laughed: MisterSobiWanKenobi
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Name and registration please love..... 'Donald Duck.' 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 After several years of man-walk-dog, Rex decided now was the time for dog-Walk-man 
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 The launch of Strictly Come Dogging didn't go quite as planned... 
 I don't care Pongo. Hair of the dog is still drink driving! 
Who laughed: TaraTrash and POIBOI69-s63-Wmp-cds
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Its not my car, i'm a fucking dog stupid 
Who laughed: Flanjeeta and Jason-Blayde
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 If you hump my leg, you may just get off of this ticket 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 This is the third time this week i've had to fine you for dogging in tesco's car park. 
Who laughed: Micky-Weir, Brunswick-Frenchie and TaraTrash
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 It wasnt my fault officer, i got excited by the smell of bacon.  
Who laughed: Lojban
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Here's your crime reference number. If we get any leads, we'll let you know. 
 Dog: Butt officer, I've left my W890i In Ibiza.........Ticket Man: I'm Sorry Sony jim, You're barking up the wrong tree. 
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 Give a dog a bone not a ticket ;P 
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