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Ibiza Rocks

Wed 18 Jun 2008

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 A Lame jockey in the 3:30 at Epsom...That's why the long bloody face! 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 I'm telling you, dead cert here, 2.20 at Winchester, Number 1 - Ibiza Rocks, he's my cousin !! 
Who laughed: JohnB-DSI
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 I said get me a WHORE to the betting shop by 10.30 !  
Who laughed: Agent-VivaFullMotion
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 £10 both ways on JohnB-dsi winning this weeks caption contest! 
 Wuhahhha, betting for this horse and not showing up will teach the heavy handed jokey a lesson 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 I knew I should have said Ibiza rocks not crack rocks, where the hell am I and why can I only see through two holes 
Who laughed: get-me-on-it
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 The Real McCoy had taken his obsession with horses to far with his new surgery 
 Honey.... Call the Vet. We're going to Ibiza Rocks and we're gonna make a killing!! 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 After making my special cake ;o) for the others I'm sure to win! 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 The horse had put on a clever disguise to bet on himself at the 1:50 at Kempton.... unfortunately he forgot the facemask! 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Camilla Parker Bowles caught slumming it and having a flutter in local William Hill. 
Who laughed: Chemon-live-for-NRG
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
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 Note to self: Make sure costume shop doesn't only give me half the suit next time 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 I've heard of a bull in a china shop, but this is just Horse Play! 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 You want racing tips? Now THAT's what I call straight from the horse's mouth! 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 no one at work was impressed by gemmas recent horseplay... 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Can't see a fucking thing in this mask 
Who laughed: Squeakywheels
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Sex And The City premiere held at bookies. 
Who laughed: Cooki and CaptSemiconcious
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 Scientists experimenting on animal and human tissue have finally made a breakthrough, a horse with the body of a woman 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008
 The jokes on the bookies as jenny collects her fortune on the 1000000 to 1 bet she placed that centaurs don't exist 
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Posted Mon 30 Jun 2008

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