dyslexic dave.... just kidding.

one of the new japanese women who works for me had the following conversation on our nternal version of msn ( i have changed her name)

15:19 Mad Jap: do you like japanese food
15:19 Baker, Matt: i dont like fish!
15:19 Mad Jap: Japanese is not all about fish, silly
15:20 Baker, Matt: i know, i eat most things so i'm sure i will try some, i like spicy food
15:20 Mad Jap: I will take you
15:20 Baker, Matt: sounds good
15:21 Mad Jap: I know what to suggest for people from the west who are new to japanese
15:21 Mad Jap: next week
15:21 Baker, Matt: okey dokey, i will try and keep the evenings free
15:21 Mad Jap: YES
15:21 Mad Jap: you never hang out with me15:22 Mad Jap: you are one of very few friends I got
15:22 Baker, Matt: ive only been here a few weeks!
15:22 Mad Jap: STILL!
15:22 Baker, Matt: i dont hang out with anyone! dont worry about that
15:22 Mad Jap: that is the most terrible excuse I've ever heard
15:22 Mad Jap: but we will
15:23 Baker, Matt: well its not an excuse, its the truth
15:23 Mad Jap: thats what friends do
15:23 Baker, Matt: you can ask mandy
15:23 Mad Jap: why are you saying this?
15:24 Baker, Matt: saying what?? i'm just saying thats waht i'm like! ive known mandy years, and i havent even been out with her since i got here!
15:24 Mad Jap: oh
15:24 Baker, Matt: its just the way i am! thats all!
15:24 Mad Jap: i thought you told me to ask mandy to be my friend and you don't want to
15:24 Mad Jap: ok
15:25 Mad Jap: i am not pushing
15:25 Mad Jap: you have the right to live in whichever you'd like
15:25 Baker, Matt: no i know, we'll do things i promise! but relax, i like to do things at my pace!
15:26 Mad Jap: got ya
15:26 Baker, Matt:
15:26 Mad Jap: but pls know that i wasnt trying to put pressure on you, i just like you a lot so i thought we can have fun together thats all
15:27 Mad Jap: but don't worry i got what you wanted to say
15:27 Baker, Matt: i completely agree and fully understand! i like you too so its all good
15:27 Mad Jap: :)

its mainly from the bold line down. she's quite fit, and clearly fancies me as she is forever finding a reason to touch me. however she insists on calling me something that is neither matt nor natthew, nor even baker-san. thats not soomething i normally get wound up about, but she does it in this sort of spastic sounding american accent. she also smokes, a lot, and she tries doing it in a sexy way, but i just think she looks like a fucking idiot

please advise on my best course of action.

I'm not in TC, so this will get deleted, but I'd just like to say:

Matt, just fucking buy her and bring her home, that's why you're out there anyway isn't?

Matt. Don't listen to Paul. Why pay for a freebie?

and this isnt DD... so you should be ok

Check for a bath of sand on her balcony.

and pic please?

I wish I could help Matt, but I have no experience of mad, psychotic stalkers that I can share with you.

Liar!

Sit on my face and ask me if I love you.

luuul

at least it confirms that we think she is a fucked up person

How old is she?

Has she told you she "ruv you rong time" yet?

Tell her your really into animals....

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I know their vision isn't that great, but is she more slanty than usual?

no mate - very expensive over here by all accounts....

You're fucked then. Or not.

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she's a proper nut nit, no chance, i've hardly been out yet, but the combination of being western, and having a few quid, usually means that it shouldnt be that much of a struggle