Dun get me wrong guys but summer is lush! and for once we got sum sunage! but what the hell u do when ur sat down watchin jeramy kyle with the windows open cos its hot! do the biggest buge horrible bee take over my livin room!?
My dog tried eat it but lettin him do that is cruel!
Now i am trapped upstairs missin jearmy kkyle oh i love insects!

A bee dies when it stings so it will only sting you if it feels threatened for its life. Don’t bug it and it won’t harm you.

Fuck that, squash the cunt with a slipper. Cheeky as fuck making someone miss JK!

The bee never made her, not knowing how to act when a bees around did!

hayfever and the midges are what piss me off about the british summer!

oh and fucking moths, you have ya bedroom windows open allday, get into bed at night on my laptop and loads of moths appear fluttering on my screen grrr

Moths are fucking vile!!

odd!!! lol!!

solution!!

turn to the bottle after the stress of missing jeremy kile then find the slipper and lassy or whatever your dogs naem is and hunt the cunting bee down!
if you take a swing for the bee then miss your best option is to LEG ITTT!!!

U shud have emigrated with me!!!

Get a mesh to stick in your window, air comes in, bees stay out!


Fucking right, I once fell asleep in my bedroom with my uv light on one summer, windows wide open & woke up & there must have been at least 50 moths in my room! Never shit myself so much!! Was horrible, they frighten fuck out of me now!!!

Where you living??!!

The weather has been shocking!!! It's mid July and it's gloomy as fuck!!!

Lay of the Ketamine Mr Kevamine

That’s horrible!


Never.

It was, it didn't know I was capable of screaming until that night.

They have them extra doors with them on here on nearly every house!


That happened 2 my mum once when she was younger now she's petrified of them. There was one in the dining room before and she grabbed the feather duster and full on whacked it (2 hands on the duster, over the head job) It fell 2 the floor and started twitching. She was like "I STUNNED IT!!" Then proceeded 2 hit it over and over again shouting "DIE! DIE! DIE!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Ive never laughed so much at the death of a living thing in all my life!

hahahahhahahaha great PUN..i feel your pain yest or day before i was pure sweating it out :(

Thats what i thought :S

I FUCKIN HATE BRITAIN!! Jus got back from hols and feel depressed as fuck, its fuckin cold and gloomy!

How was the holiday??

Yeah did u enjoy Kate? I loved Gran Canaria when I went :)

It was nice and sunny...35c at one point :)

Did get a bit bored nr the end of the holiday...Watched headhunterz play out (arrogant twat!)
Gutted to be bak...
And i discovered I'm scared of flying...I fukin shit it! hahaha...was alright when we were up in the air...long story but i can laugh at it now!

Thinkin bout goin to the dominican next year!