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Creamfields 2008 (Saturday) @ Daresbury Estate in Runcorn (UK)

Sat 23 Aug

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Blag the Creamfields Doorman!
JohnB-DSI
We've all seen that scene in Human Traffic where Jip goes to the club and manages to blag his way past the doorman to see Pablo Hassan, so here is your chance to to try out your blagging skills and talk your way into the VIP area of Creamfields 2008.

For the chance to win a pair of VIP camping tickets, which give you access into the plush hospitality arena hosted by Cream and the Hacienda, all you have to do is come up with the best blag to get past the Creamfields doorman. He's been around a while, so has heard it all, to make it past him your blag will need to be something really special!

Let the blagging begin!

P.S You must be a member of the Creamfields Group to win!

PP.SS Don't forget you can get your self a limited edition 'I LOVE DSI' T-shirt if you buy your tickets to creamfields on DSI!
Who laughed: kewie, MULFOON, Lashings, mc-rapid-ben-HN, Lee-Jarvis, djfatsteve-HN, Dr-Beatz and andytb
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Edited Wed 06 Aug
xxraverr-babeyxx
omg its my birthday on the same day n wen not sober my blaggin skills work with a charm :D hahaha
Who laughed: TIDY-Ru
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Muzzzzi
Why would you want to go VIP, half the fun of festivals is slumming it
Who laughed: Bora-Bora08, halfbear and djfatsteve-HN
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
LEWI-FIVE-0
Mate, some Scouse kid just nicked my wallet and ran in there!!!
You must have seen him, he was wearing a Burberry cap and Lacoste tracksuit, can i go and get the fucker???
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
xxraverr-babeyxx
hahaha thats defo gona work!!! haha legendary!!
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
DJtommyb
Please, im Pete Tong's illegitimate child!
Who laughed: xJenn-E-Fluffx and TranceRabbit
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Johnny-See
Hi, my name's John Brophy and I'm one of the directors of the UK's number one clubbing website, dontstayin.com. My useless PA here, George, managed to forget my press pass and ticket, so now I'm completely stuck and obviously cannot get back to London to pick them up. I need to get in ASAP as dontstayin are sponsoring the main stage - please don't hold me up any longer, I can't afford any more fuck ups today!!!
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Dave-The-Rave-SW
Hi. I went on your myspace and printed the photo's of you in your wife's underwear. Here's a tenner. Cheers.
Who laughed: CleggyDigitalSociety and djfatsteve-HN
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Edited Mon 04 Aug
Dr-Beatz
Johnny-See said:
Hi, my name's John Brophy an... SNIP

hahaha, did this not get mentioned somewhere anyway? ;o)
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Johnny-See
Yeah, my interview with Armin is scheduled for the 23rd too ironically ;-)
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Dave-The-Rave-SW
Hello. I wrote a shit answer on the 'blag a doorman' competition on Dontstayin.com and lost out to that Johnny See cunt. Can I come in anyway ?
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
ForMashGetSmash
"Don't you know who I am?!", shouted in a suitably arrogant and superior manner, of course.
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Andy
I work for Cream but I've forgotten my pass...

No honestly I do!
Who laughed: Bitch-face, kewie, spalmeister-NC, Soaps-SCA-NC, iced-donuts, Twisted-Nikki-CDC-TB, Parliament-of-house, MR-ARMSTRONG, Delta-IK, RandomRaverRob, Chicca-Babe-NC, Gee, Johnny-See, Dr-Beatz, wo0 and Animal-TeamHypocrite
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Jason-DSI
See that guy Andy over there *points to Andy*. Well he's telling everyone about how he had sex with your mum!
Who laughed: beer-boy-brad, MR-ARMSTRONG and djfatsteve-HN
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Jason-DSI
I don't need a ticket!!! I'm a fucking post box!!!
Who laughed: RaverRachx, GAME-OVER, Jamis, xJenn-E-Fluffx, ravemile, Soaps-SCA-NC, lady-jo, Lee-Jarvis, Hatwell88, jaxx4, Daf and Just-Dom
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
rapdeane
Andy said:
I work for Cream but I've forgotten my pass...

No honestly I do!

He doesn't! Don't let him in!
Who laughed: Andy
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Animal-TeamHypocrite
*turn up in a swimming costume and cowboy hat*

Hi I'm DSI legend JackofPrats here to interview Tiesto, stand aside please.
Who laughed: xJenn-E-Fluffx, rosieNRG, Bora-Bora08, Soaps-SCA-NC, Geordiesteve, Bubbleygum, Scott-CoachHire, mc-rapid-ben-HN, BARCODE-theDJ-TC-KNX, skunk-punk, Robin-h8r, MagnumPI-Goatherder, Peachystew, Raa, Cool-As-Penguin-Piss, Alienbeing, MR-ARMSTRONG, VikiKity-PornoPonyTB, Dr-Beatz, jacKofKats, Gee, wo0, Johnny-See, x-Fluffstaaar-R2tG-x, Just-Dom, djfatsteve-HN and Dave-The-Rave-SW
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Peg-Master-Jay
i lost my donkey i think he may be inside
Who laughed: xJenn-E-Fluffx and BARCODE-theDJ-TC-KNX
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
jacKofKats
"Look mate if I can blag past you into this festival DSI will buy me a ticket, so why don't you just let me in, I'll get the ticket, come back, go round the front and sell it for a 200% mark up and go halves with it... I can then use the money I've made for another Creamfields ticket and you've made the money... Everyone's a winner...."
Who laughed: H4rdc0re and lady-jo
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Posted Mon 04 Aug
Animal-TeamHypocrite
*turn up with Cannon camera and massive zoom lense after adding a few pounds round the mid section*

Hi I'm DSI's number one pervert.....Gee, stand aside please.
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Posted Mon 04 Aug

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