We've all seen that scene in Human Traffic where Jip goes to the club and manages to blag his way past the doorman to see Pablo Hassan, so here is your chance to to try out your blagging skills and talk your way into the VIP area of Creamfields 2008.

For the chance to win a pair of VIP camping tickets, which give you access into the plush hospitality arena hosted by Cream and the Hacienda, all you have to do is come up with the best blag to get past the Creamfields doorman. He's been around a while, so has heard it all, to make it past him your blag will need to be something really special!

Let the blagging begin!

P.S You must be a member of the Creamfields Group to win!

PP.SS Don't forget you can get your self a limited edition 'I LOVE DSI' T-shirt if you buy your tickets to creamfields on DSI!

right basically mate, im not gonna bullshit you like all these other excuses - i was here last year and i propa lost my head can i go in and try and find it please

OK... First off get chatting, start off up-front"please its my dream to go in there...", then on to a sob story "I've just been diagnosed with the trots, I may not see through the weekend...", if that doesn't work offer a rather LARGE line of "snow" to get in... I look young and he thinks he's going to get one over on me... He stumbles for a minute and words become dis-jointed! That line of white is actually Ketimine. "hehe...." ** Proceed to tippy-toe over is blubbering belly**

"I'm about to give birth to Judge Jules baby, and I want to give birth in Creamfields! Jules is playing now and I can't get hold of him...." *try to run in without balloon filled with vodka falling out*

"I couldn't think of anything for the DSI comp so would please just let me in mister!!" :)

Douse yourself in petrol and turn up at the door with a lighter in your hand. Then in the voice of a mad man casually inform the bouncer that you will be setting yourself aflame if he doesn't let you in.

aprotch the man with a big bag of bricks
tell the doorman ur carryin tiesto records
if he askes any question smack him over the head with it

I wonder if my sister would let me borrow her defib? and uniform and rapid response car? Hmmmm.......

I need to make a phone call!

Failing that, I would do what I normally do and just start talking to him and hope that my talking non stop to him that he will let me in to get rid of me!

Gutted my last one got taken down!

My next offering would be "I'm here to clean out the portaloos but i've forgotten
my official ID, you don't believe me? Honestly, NO SHIT!"

I'D TELL HIM MY NAME IS TONN PIPER AND I'M PLAYING IN THE APE TENT

HE'D NEVER ARGUE - I MEAN WHO THE FCUK IS TON PIPER - HE'D HARDLY SAY "NO YOU AREN'T" !

Pay a couple of scally peasants from liverpool a pound each to 'mock fight' or 'real fight' just in front of the bouncer, then when he goes across to sort them out, sneak passed casually.

"excuse me doorman i have just passed miss random stace dishing out 'BLOWIES' on the way down here can you please let me the FUCK in she's heading this way"

well id prob start by sayin
dont stay in r doin a competition
so im gonna b honest with you
i have entered every single competition 4 free creamfields tickets and havent won a thing i would of bought my own but i am a full time mum of 1 on benefits n dont have much money so i dont get 2 go out much as babysitting is a problem so i can book my dad on 2 conditions
1 i win the tickets
2 i house and pet sit so my dad n mrs can have a weekend away
so pretty please mr bouncer may i go n have the best weekend of my life n i will b eternally gratefull (flashes my best smile )

Id run at him naked pissing and shitting my self no one is going to question that.

Challenge the bouncer to a pube fight and hope he shaves his nuts

I'll get my tits out if you let me in.

You look like a 12 year old.......Are you trying to suggest that the bouncer is a paedophile?

Not at all.

Well I'd let you in if you were offering what Stacey was offering on page 2 xx

'let me in, and ill meet you at the end and give you a blowie ;)'

Warning: It's probably best that you really understand who you're dealing with before you publically offer to scoff them off!!