Whilst walking through Amsterdam Airport I was shocked to find the new security systems in place. Instead of the old stylee metal detectors they have now got what look like shower cubicles that Hitler would gas ethnic minorities in. These new systems apparently scan the entire body using radio waves and can see through clothing.

I asked the security guy who stopped me after I'd been in the machine what they did and he informed me that they do indeed see your entire body. Disgusted I looked at him and called him a pervert then speedily walked off.

So what I really want to know all knowlegeable ones are these new systems capable of seeing how big my winky is through clothing? Could they see if I was smuggling a stash of roids down my pants? And are they dangerous?

that's why you should do a Nelly and spastic out in a wheelchair

i dont think they have a magnify option on them.

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That is genius.

Like FUCK am i ever going to Amsterdam then !!

They will be able to see if you were smuggling roids in ur pants... a mate of mine got caught taking illegal substances out to the Dam by that machine. He had it in his wallet and as he walked through he heard the bird looking at the screen say "blue jeans, front left pocket" ...

Its like Total recall! But what a cunt, taking narcs to the Dam!!

Does it upset you that you are forever destined to make small penis jokes if you wish to have any modicum of respect on this website?

most of the walkthroughs in the US simply have air puffers to detect explosives. a few major airports have full-body scans (LAX/JFK), but they're still in trial...so those of you shoving gear up your asses and twats are safe for now.

so the gold watch I've been carrying up my arse for 5 years is safe...

Yeah boy.

Yes, they would be able to see a rubber jonny full of cocaine hangin out your anus

They're not dangerous if you go through them once in a while. However, if you went through one every week, after a year or two your nuts would shrivel up and you'd get cock cancer.

Are you sure these are a new gizmo then ?