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(ATC) Wiping your arse.

MagnumPI-Goatherder	I was having a discussion this weekend with a bird and we got round to talking about going for a shit, as you do, when all over conversation fails. Anyway she appeared mortified when I told her that I wipe my arse standing up. She said that she wipes her arse seated on the toilet. So I was wondering is it a male and female thing? Or am I alone in wiping my arse standing up? Who laughed: Cool-As-Penguin-Piss, kelski-fallen-angel, Lost-in-LondoN, iclone, edz-destIIny-FB, emzyjane, wo0, Rentboy, Thai-Wronghorse, Obama-Bin-Laden, VikiKity-PornoPonyTB, RobMarchant and Fabe-DSI Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

MagnumPI-Goatherder

I was having a discussion this weekend with a bird and we got round to talking about going for a shit, as you do, when all over conversation fails.
Anyway she appeared mortified when I told her that I wipe my arse standing up. She said that she wipes her arse seated on the toilet.

So I was wondering is it a male and female thing?
Or am I alone in wiping my arse standing up?

Who laughed: Cool-As-Penguin-Piss, kelski-fallen-angel, Lost-in-LondoN, iclone, edz-destIIny-FB, emzyjane, wo0, Rentboy, Thai-Wronghorse, Obama-Bin-Laden, VikiKity-PornoPonyTB, RobMarchant and Fabe-DSI
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Just-Dom	MagnumPI-Goatherder said: Or am I alone in wiping my arse standing up? Nope. My mrs can't understand why I need to take a newspaper in everytime I take a dump and I explain, A) It's what we do it's a man law B) You need it just incase you run out of bog roll. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Just-Dom

MagnumPI-Goatherder said:

Or am I alone in wiping my arse standing up?

Nope.

My mrs can't understand why I need to take a newspaper in everytime I take a dump and I explain, A) It's what we do it's a man law B) You need it just incase you run out of bog roll.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Fabe-DSI	I with you guys, I think it's a cock thing. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Fabe-DSI

I with you guys, I think it's a cock thing.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dr-Beatz	I think the difference is that girls don't have shlong down the front to get in the way. I can see that as the only way to get your hand in there while still seated. Paul Gardner has someone on hand to do that for him at all times. Who laughed: bAnE Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dr-Beatz

I think the difference is that girls don't have shlong down the front to get in the way. I can see that as the only way to get your hand in there while still seated.

Paul Gardner has someone on hand to do that for him at all times.

Who laughed: bAnE
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner	Dr-Beatz said: Paul Gardner has someone on hand to do that for him at all times. Indeed I do, however I still insist they do it while I'm seated. If they disturb me from reading my newspaper while they do it... they're fired. Who laughed: LeperMessiah, bAnE, spesh-al-needs and Fabe-DSI Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner

Dr-Beatz said:

Paul Gardner has someone on hand to do that for him at all times.

Indeed I do, however I still insist they do it while I'm seated. If they disturb me from reading my newspaper while they do it... they're fired.

Who laughed: LeperMessiah, bAnE, spesh-al-needs and Fabe-DSI
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC	I have to wipe sitting down. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC

I have to wipe sitting down.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Fabe-DSI	Wo0 just told me that she sits down :( Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Fabe-DSI

Wo0 just told me that she sits down :(

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dr-Beatz	I wouldn't say I am fully upright when wiping though. More leaning forward. Who laughed: iclone and TheQueenB Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dr-Beatz

I wouldn't say I am fully upright when wiping though. More leaning forward.

Who laughed: iclone and TheQueenB
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dr-Beatz	Maggers, is the real reason for this question actually trying to get tips? is your Mrs fed up of cleaning your dirty skids from your pants? Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dr-Beatz

Maggers, is the real reason for this question actually trying to get tips? is your Mrs fed up of cleaning your dirty skids from your pants?

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner	peachystew-TC said: I have to wipe sitting down. you HAVE to? I wipe sitting down (I think I switched about 5 years ago)... but it's just a personal preference Dr-Beatz said: I think the difference is that girls don't have shlong down the front to get in the way I could be wrong, but I suspect that girls do it the same way I do, not from the front, but a reach around to the back. To go into too much detail, this action of leaning forwards and reaching round the back, opens the cheeks and ensures a clean pathway to the shit coated sphinkster. Who laughed: EatStatic Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner

peachystew-TC said:

I have to wipe sitting down.

you HAVE to?

I wipe sitting down (I think I switched about 5 years ago)... but it's just a personal preference

Dr-Beatz said:

I think the difference is that girls don't have shlong down the front to get in the way

I could be wrong, but I suspect that girls do it the same way I do, not from the front, but a reach around to the back.

To go into too much detail, this action of leaning forwards and reaching round the back, opens the cheeks and ensures a clean pathway to the shit coated sphinkster.

Who laughed: EatStatic
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC	Paul-Gardner said: you HAVE to? Generally I've got so much shit stuck to my arse after having a crap, that if I stood up bits would drop off onto the seat and floor. And maybe run down the back of my leg a bit. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC

Paul-Gardner said:

you HAVE to?

Generally I've got so much shit stuck to my arse after having a crap, that if I stood up bits would drop off onto the seat and floor. And maybe run down the back of my leg a bit.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC	I normally have to use half a bog roll per shit. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC

I normally have to use half a bog roll per shit.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

TheJap	I bet your slave has to go through your anal beard with a fine toothed comb Gardner, there's something about your lip caterpillar that tells me you have a disgustingly hair anus. Who laughed: bAnE and TheQueenB Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

TheJap

I bet your slave has to go through your anal beard with a fine toothed comb Gardner, there's something about your lip caterpillar that tells me you have a disgustingly hair anus.

Who laughed: bAnE and TheQueenB
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

TheJap	Oh, and I do whatever feels right at the time. I quite enjoy just being in the moment. Who laughed: bAnE Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

TheJap

Oh, and I do whatever feels right at the time. I quite enjoy just being in the moment.

Who laughed: bAnE
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner	TheJap said: there's something about your lip caterpillar that tells me you have a disgustingly hair anus. Depends how long it's been since the last waxing ;) Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner

TheJap said:

there's something about your lip caterpillar that tells me you have a disgustingly hair anus.

Depends how long it's been since the last waxing ;)

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC	Paul-Gardner said: waxing ;) I tried that once. Couldn't get the strip off, had to cut it off with scissors. Who laughed: Fabe-DSI Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC

Paul-Gardner said:

waxing ;)

I tried that once. Couldn't get the strip off, had to cut it off with scissors.

Who laughed: Fabe-DSI
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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner	peachystew-TC said: tried that once. Couldn't get the strip off, had to cut it off with scissors. You tried to do it yourself?!?!?!?!?! Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Paul-Gardner

peachystew-TC said:

tried that once. Couldn't get the strip off, had to cut it off with scissors.

You tried to do it yourself?!?!?!?!?!

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dirtybassjunkie	I shit sitting down and inspect the tissue after every wipe... probably for too long. Agree with the leaning forward / access issue Paul raised... Another thing... Is toilet tissue generally stronger these days as I haven't had a digit poke through for aaaaaages.. I miss getting the shit from under my nails. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dirtybassjunkie

I shit sitting down and inspect the tissue after every wipe... probably for too long.

Agree with the leaning forward / access issue Paul raised...

Another thing... Is toilet tissue generally stronger these days as I haven't had a digit poke through for aaaaaages..

I miss getting the shit from under my nails.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC	I've had to use wipes the past few days. Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

peachystew-TC

I've had to use wipes the past few days.

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dirtybassjunkie	Paul-Gardner said: You tried to do it yourself?!?!?!?!?! I'm not the hairiest bloke in the world but i wax my own chest and occassionally my pubic region... Trying to get the right angle on some parts does often lead to a bruised chin though... (when waxing my chest not pubes, obviously) Reply Quote Posted Tue 23 Sep

Dirtybassjunkie

Paul-Gardner said:

You tried to do it yourself?!?!?!?!?!

I'm not the hairiest bloke in the world but i wax my own chest and occassionally my pubic region...

Trying to get the right angle on some parts does often lead to a bruised chin though... (when waxing my chest not pubes, obviously)

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Posted Tue 23 Sep

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