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my favourite geek joke

jimbohotpants

There are 10 types of people in this world: Ones that understand binary, and ones that don't.

Who laughed: happysnappa, Fabe-DSI and ForMashGetSmash
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Posted Sun 05 Jul

IainC

jimbohotpants said:

There are 10 types of people in this world: Ones that understand binary, and ones that don't.

Pah!

What does a mathemetician with constipation do?
Work it out with a pencil and paper.

Why do computer scientists celebrate Christmas at Halloween?
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31!

And another xkcd to finish off:

Who laughed: Sam-E, Gee, J-dubya, ForMashGetSmash and DrSuave
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Posted Sun 05 Jul

Paul-Gardner

I think you went too far there Iain

Who laughed: Fabe-DSI
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Posted Sun 05 Jul

jimbohotpants

I don't like any of those. My favourite is as it was. :D

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Posted Sun 05 Jul

Stomp-It

the table one is a little worrying as i still have some systems that iv not setup decent validation on because they have meant to been killed off already but still in use.

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Posted Sun 05 Jul

J-dubya

That last one is priceless, Iain :)

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Posted Sun 05 Jul

Roland

q: how many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: trick question. if its a LED or CFL it should have a lifetime of at least 60,000 hours and therefor does not need replacing :P

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Paul-Gardner

Roland said:

a: trick question. if its a LED or CFL it should have a lifetime of at least 60,000 hours and therefor does not need replacing :P

does an LED really fall under the category of "lightbulb"?

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Posted Mon 06 Jul

Roland

Paul-Gardner said:

does an LED really fall under the category of "lightbulb"?

according to my electrical catalogue yes :P but yes well pointed out, CFL's and LED and OLED lighting could theoritically be any shape.

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