Like, the one about the kid during exams who sticks a pencil up his nose and headbutts the table?



Or the girl in yr9 that let her cat lick her out, and it's head got stuck?

That at the school next door some lad dislocated his leg playing football and when the ambulance came they trapped a ball in the joint when they popped it back in.

Mars Bar Girl

Boyfriend shoved a mars bare in her lady garden and then ate the melted chocolate and caramel mix from said parts...

A girl at my school was giving someone head and got lock jaw, they ended up having to go to the hospital with her latched to this blokes blood less cock to ease her off.

There was also a girl at my school who went mental and smeared poo all over the toilets, that was true though, we had an assembly an everything.

was a bloke who was rumoured to have had rear end relations with his four legged companion, he was a weird looking boy, got plenty of jip for it.

We had a few...

A teacher who got sacked from his last school for wanking in the showers

A girl who filled a condom up with sawdust, inserted an electric tooth brush and used the contraption as a dildo

There was the woodwork teacher who got pissed off with someone, so locked their hand in a vice and beat them up with a piece of wood.


There was a lso a rumour that our drama teacher was the brother of a known actor... that turned out to be true... he's been in Big train, Spaced, Green Wing and stuff like that

A kid i knew was sat in his room smoking a cigar, his Mum walks in and shoved it up the cats arse. Ever proud of himself for getting it up there so quickly, He decided it would be a good idea to have sex with the cat. I mean seeing as the cigar went up there, there's no excuse not to!

hahahahhahahaha

girls at sedgehill school were said to give head for as little as 50pence. never found out if that on ws true

Shit being poor ennit.

boy flushed his head down the toilet to try and kill himself, didnt work and he is still a complete dick.

My mate goes to college in Croydon and swears blind he went to school with a bird who took it up the arse for a spliff

There was a kid called Gordon whos nickname was dinger, he was rumoured to have wanked off a horse. He was known as dinger dinger the horse bell ringer for years.

A mate used to bring in a massive sports bag that would be filled with sweets and chocolate and sell them for 10-20p. He never did say where he kept getting supplies from.

We also had the mars bar up the clunge rumour about a certain girl but my favourite rumour was that one of the English teachers, Edward Steadman aka Steady Eddie was an ex street fighter - not a fucking clue where that one come from!

The beating was for calling the Teacher (who was Welsh) "Noggin the Nog".

I once got threatened for locking shouting "Lovejoy" at our caretaker, but he did loook like Lovejoy so I felt justified.

me and a pal used to sell stale cakes to the lower years, buy yesterdays cakes from bakery and flog em on. make enough for a bag of green and 10 B+H

I used to buy 10 mayfair for 2 quid cos the lady in the shop thought I was old enough, sell them 50p each to the younger kids and manage to buy another pack for afterschool.

I remember when me and few mates used to sell fags at 50p a stick to lower years. One time i even managed to sell one for a quid! Used to make shitloads on that.