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Mines 93! Like the sound of that!

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Your life expectancy is 72 years

89...... I'll share my welath with all of you if I make it to that age.

71

But considering the oldest any of my grandparents was late 70s thats not too bad going.

Do we accumlate the amount we are given per day into the amount we drink at the weekend?

83 years apparently. Fucking hell!

Surely mine was gone wrong somewhere haha!

Lots of health questionnaires dont take binge consumption into account. I smoke.. but not even half a pack a day (a pack being 20?).. maybe two joints ish on average.. but at the weekends I can easily get through several packs.

Lets not even start on cider.

Wanking must take a few years off you surely.

I definitely know I'm going to need new keecaps at some point the amount of knee tremblers I have.

Plus all the mind and body altering substances we have consumed throughout the year. My exercise rates also change depending on what I am doing that week. Qualitititve (sp) fail.

It is only a guide. It also doesn't take into consideration looking before crossing the road, chewing your doors before swallowing, having unprotected sex with pandas, or being a cunt to someone holding a blunt object.

83 seems optimistic for me.

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I obviously meant food not doors, but my phone hates me

Back doors?

Yeah, or those!

Bashing?

Oh, yeah... Apparently I died 4 years ago....

(Entered the lifestyle I had 'back in the day' - early 20's)

Yeah with geezers.

77. Not bad, could easily push that up with a few tweeks but it's only an estimation anyway.

68 years apparently, if someone offered me that now I'd bite their hand off, I don't want to be dribbling mong having my nappy changed anyway I wouldn't be able to deal with that I'd be one of those hysterical old people that the nursing homes bump off on the sly to make everyone's life a bit easier!