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Posted Thu 28 Aug 2008
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the objective at this moment is to get them to kiss, however what you have to realise is that asking straight out is a no-no. it's gotta flow, you do so by asking them both for a kiss and then raising the question of who's was better but never answering it. now's the time to do the obvious and suggest they kiss each other. and with that, you suggest they accompany you to quieter pastures where you attempt a threesome.

Ps - most women I know aren't lesbos! If they were davey boy probably wouldn't have stood a chance! Me's thinks you've been watching a tad too many pornos..
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NyxC said:
most women I know aren't lesbos! If they were davey boy probably wouldn't have stood a chance! Me's thinks you've been watching a tad too many pornos..

Your other comments on the previous page and i can't be arsed to go back. But... you have to have delivery down. There are a quick few things to check when pulling a woman, she has to have some sort of adoration for you. whether it's how good you look or what you're doing in life. you should always try and achieve this without telling her what you do. that's not important and never offer to buy them a drink, it makes you look cheap if you do and if you don't, the question of "why hasn't this guy who's clearly interested in me bought me a drink?" should anyone request you buy them a drink, tell them "after you buy me one".

and you're right nyx, most women aren't lesbian or bi-sexual but more women are at least slightly bi-curious. as a man, it's your job to play on that when the opportunity arises. the yes ladder that i built earlier was designed to put questions in the girls head. i.e. "if you're adventurous then why can't you..."/

though my research i've found that vocalising the term of threesome is always bad, go for a decoy approach that encourages group touching.

also, should they need encouraging a little further, use a bullshit friends test, ask em a question and look for a similarity in the way they answer. the question must be designed so they can both answer at the same time and with something simple like a "yes". anyway, chances are they'll look at each other before they answer. tell em that it's a sign of their close bond, how it's clearly a great friendship and how they should be aspiring for new experiences together because their friendship will be a great vehicle of support for that.
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Posted Sun 31 Aug 2008
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For the first time in my life I'm glad I'm a woman.. It's a lot easier for us by the sounds of it!!!

Not that I've ever had tactics, but mine were a lot simpler when I was single!
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Posted Sun 31 Aug 2008
most women aren't lesbian or bi-sexual

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-can't-hear-you-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
daveypics said:
Sabre it sounds like you have a lot of experience being ambushed by the errrrrrrrrr ,lets just say, 'easily attainable'.

It's just simple life experience put together in the right way. an great example is that if you spot a couple girls in a club with a group of guys, chances are she's single and they're just mates. so should you want to pull her, the only way you can do it is by winning over the guys, talk with them, jokes with them and show her little attention, that'll build tension, once you have the guys fawning over you, make an excuse to pull the lady away but ask permission first, i.e. "do you mind if i borrow this one for a minute". once you have her alone, you just have to talk shit a little bit and you'll definitely come away with the number. but always ask her to leave with you before you let her go back to the guys and after you've got the number.

oh and always remember you can fuck anybody if you venue change. i.e. pub => bar => club. and at the final menu, mention how it feels like you've known each other ages. cliché but it works because you lower her natural guard which revolves around asking that question. oh and you can mostly tell if a girls gonna give it up by stroking her leg (start at the hand, arm, shoulder then legs) if she doesn't change her body position or adjust her posture, you need to suggest going back to hers.
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Posted Sun 31 Aug 2008
sabre i think you should make a girls "how to.." thread.

I'm taking notes!
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NyxC said:
Jeez.. women aren't that complicated.

Hahahahahaha
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Sabre, I noticed you are not offering a '100% no slap, or get out my face you fucking playa' guarantee here...Poor Customer Service!
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I noticed you are not offering a '100% no slap, or get out my face you fucking playa' guarantee here...

Dude you should by now that with women there are no guarantees!
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Posted Mon 01 Sep 2008
but with roofys though..
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Posted Mon 01 Sep 2008
the yes ladder that i built earlier

though my research

go for a decoy approach that encourages group touching.

you can mostly tell if a girls gonna give it up by stroking her leg

lolzers!

if she doesn't change her body position or adjust her posture
or punch you in the face/bollocks etc. for touching her up.

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oh and always remember you can fuck anybody if you venue change. i.e. pub => bar => club. and at the final menu

WTF???
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oh and you can mostly tell if a girls gonna give it up by stroking her leg (start at the hand, arm, shoulder then legs) if she doesn't change her body position or adjust her posture, you need to suggest going back to hers.

Were you carrying out a variation of this theory on Saturday by picking up each of us girls in turn and running off with us? Hmmm hmmm hmmm!
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Posted Mon 01 Sep 2008
Tee-J said:
Dude you should by now that with women there are no guarantees!

I'll put more faith in them than Sabes walk through threesome playa tactics!
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Were you carrying out a variation of this theory on Saturday by picking up each of us girls in turn and running off with us? Hmmm hmmm hmmm!

Was he smooth?
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Were you carrying out a variation of this theory on Saturday by picking up each of us girls in turn and running off with us?

Surely that's just blatant kidnap? But hey if it works...
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Posted Mon 01 Sep 2008
Was he smooth?

By smooth, do you mean stoned?
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