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Ibiza Rocks

Wed 18 Jun

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 Barn owl 'fuck this tawny owl' tawny owl 'your telling me you dont no were her other hand is! ' 
Who laughed: kelly045
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Posted Mon 07 Jul

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 the owls say f**k off, you begging tw*t 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 get your hand off my breasts 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 wat a nice pair of hooters 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 what do you mean we've got mad owls disease?? 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
  wallet, what wallet ??! 
Who laughed: el-ayoun
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 O Rly? Ya Rly! 
Who laughed: RobMarchant, FuRRyDoLL, Marc-de-Groot, Paul-Gardner and wo0
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 ignore the owls check out the fat bastard in the background 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 ignore the owls check out the fat bastard in the background 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Fuck your bird seed mate! I've got me eyes on that little rugrat in the pink! 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You've not been taking two smelly birds home and had animal sex with the two of us whilst yelling 'Oh, oh, oh, oh' every time we hooted. Remeber us as two fit birds who gave you the best lesbian performance and had our wicked way with you as well. The thuth will be known only when you hear a wild owl hoot. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.  
Who laughed: Squeakywheels
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Says one bird: "So you think one in the hand is worth two in the bush. How much for two in the bush then..?" *raises feathery eyebrow and gives a naughty wink* (*tries to pout and lick beak suggestively too...but fails*) 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 The owls had taken the girle powt to a whole new level. 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Owl 1 - 'Why are you more expensive than me?'. Owl 2 - 'Coz I'm on higher purchase' 
Who laughed: Squeakywheels
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Oh, you said your a tawny, i thought you said you were horny 
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 Me sooo tawny 
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 It's the eye of the tawny, it's the cream of the fight, Risin' up to the challenge of our rival , And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the.. 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Three for ten quid. 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 It didn't matter how hard he tried - the two birds remained unimpressed and his kinky threesome looked to be a million miles away. 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 And all of a sudden Aphex Twin's 2008 Windowlicker video took a entirely new twist... 
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Posted Mon 07 Jul
 Are u comin to Global in a few weeks my feathered friend?? Nah.. Ive got tickets to a barn dance instead. 
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