Can be about anything: Food, Dream car.... whatever!

I will start:

I wanna have Sandra Bullock playing the skin flute while Oprah changes the light that is burnt out in the kitchen. While Harpo is up there changing the light, I want Pee Wee Herman to walk in and see Sandra painting the tree and give his patented "heee heee", and then knock Oprah off the step stool so that she hits her head on the counter. Then the theater wacker can take my dog out to go pee. Let not forget about Sandra, of course we would do our thing..... twice, maybe even 50 times, or at least as many times as humanly possible, but we would still be left with a bleeding talk show host who has by this point tried to crawl out the door and has gotten blood on my carpet... (Whata dummy), I was gonna help her until she was so rude as to get blood on my carpet. Now I will just walk her up to the bus stop and tell her the way to the hospital. Its gonna be hard to get there, because I have taken her wallet.... HEY, I need to pay for that blood to be cleaned up somehow.

Well.... if you havent puked on ur keyboard by now... its ur turn!

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omething about the 18th century......clouthing,furniture, hard wood floors, 18 feet ceilings, heavy velvet drapings.....and curtains slightly open, big four posterbeds that are a foot off the ground, fluffy goose down pillows and sheets(vermaks).....

its raining outside...lightning.... a corset's strings are cutt off by a knife...and tossed to the floor and......a chemise is removed.....and......a heavy big gown is dropped....and and....

the smurfs come in...followed by the monkeys with cymbals... a cachophony of sound and blue mushings everywhere!


OH NO WHERE'S BILL CLINTON

WE LOST BILL




BIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

ditto. :)

No, you really don't.

Fuckin Sissko That is just too funny

I want to fill a womens ass up with 4 pints of milk using a funnel

flying through the air fighting gogeta super saiyin 6 across the world.
then after i won go to a rave wit all of my fav djs playin alllll night in an underwater dome in the mariana trench wit over 10,000 people 7,000 of them bein girls.
haha tell me that wouldnt be sick an mean it

I want to by some gynaecological foreseps so i can open a women up, pop a golf ball in.. and watch her push it back out

well, my nastiest fantasy?
theres this guy named sissko who....


nevermind

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I want to make sweet love to a dead baby panda...

necropeadobeastiality on endangered animals, don't you just love it.

I wanna watch juice and sissko do ass to mouth

Good Form...

Strong Jaws...

Opens nice and wide...

The tongue ring is a nice touch and adds to stimulation...

Since I don't get down with the guys... YOU'RE HIRED!

I want to get a really fat prostitute make her run on a treadmill for a hour then have her sit on my face

Ummmm, yeah.

LOL sissko! owned

YES! but i have bad news... my tongue isnt pierced anymore!! =[

Hrmmmm, we can work with that. Anyone gotta nail and a hammer?