Can be about anything: Food, Dream car.... whatever!

I will start:

I wanna have Sandra Bullock playing the skin flute while Oprah changes the light that is burnt out in the kitchen. While Harpo is up there changing the light, I want Pee Wee Herman to walk in and see Sandra painting the tree and give his patented "heee heee", and then knock Oprah off the step stool so that she hits her head on the counter. Then the theater wacker can take my dog out to go pee. Let not forget about Sandra, of course we would do our thing..... twice, maybe even 50 times, or at least as many times as humanly possible, but we would still be left with a bleeding talk show host who has by this point tried to crawl out the door and has gotten blood on my carpet... (Whata dummy), I was gonna help her until she was so rude as to get blood on my carpet. Now I will just walk her up to the bus stop and tell her the way to the hospital. Its gonna be hard to get there, because I have taken her wallet.... HEY, I need to pay for that blood to be cleaned up somehow.

Well.... if you havent puked on ur keyboard by now... its ur turn!

shitttt son that sounds kinda rough... cant we use a sewing needle instead??

Jackhammer and a bucket of frozen grape jello?

uhh I am more of a cherry fan if thats ok??

ok ok ok ok ok .... Concord jet and a pool of cherry slushy mix... final offer, Deal or No Deal?

DEAL.

Damnit.... now I gotta buy a jet.

use a whisk, works just as well.


i do.

try a garden hoe :)

i was being serious, you are being silly.

with a whisk you can easily get a golf ball into the desired location.

with a garden hoe



you are just going to cause an injury.

I wanna fuck these rabbits!

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Invite em in Frost... I wanna see some screwy shit. Never know, might just make it into a video skit on youtube.

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word! I love threads like this. We didnt have enough of em so I decided to make one.

Yeah, thanks for the invite Shaun.


I believe they are hares not rabbits.

111 budz in

So, if I stuck em down my pants they would be pubic hares?
Jackrabbits, no Hares in Tempe AZ.

I want to bend Tyra Banks over on all of Jay Leno's 9 billion or so collector cars that he has. I want that big chinned bastard to walk in and say OH GIGGIDY! After I am done with Tyra, I will continue on to the tail pipe of one of his many cars and have my way with it. Then, I will place the mushroom stamp of approval on all the windshields.

I of course, will haveTyra stand guard while I hump the tailpipe so Jay doesnt fire it up and blow up my beanbag like a whippet!

I wanna invite barrack obamas wife over for tea.
And just when we are starting to get nice and chummy, I unzip my banana costume to reveal I'm in full dominatrix gear.
But michelle has encountered this before and unzips her barney costume to reveal a full and functional latex suit that hugs every curve and crease in her body (there are 346 exactly!), and proceeds to dominate me.
Then barrack joins in.... because he has been silently spying on us the entire time......
and I start to get weirded out and excuse my self to the bano.
BUT! I'm really spying on them and recording everything with pictures and video.... AND THEN THE MUNCHKINS COME AND GIVE MICHELLE A CROWN TO THE MUNCHKIN KINGDOM!
And with my proof of the US presidents wifes traitor behavior, and barracks nasty fetish with munchkins I WILL RULE THE WORLD AND EVERY ONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!
And I did it all without being penetrated. ^^

I want to have enough money to buy shit, like food and shelter.

that is a very important goal... not much of a fantasy...