As requested by the lovely Dons, a thread for limericks, preferably about DSI members but not exclusively.

I'll start.

There was a young lady named Wooley

Who likes to review films quite fully

If you post in her group

And your film reviews poop

She's likely to turn to a bully!

im dislexic

im not a cockney kirf

There once was a Tarni called kirf
Who constantly winjed at the size of petes gurth
"Its to small" she said
I hate giving head
So im gonna turn into a lezzer insted!

:D
my 1st ever limerick

realllly?? you sound like sumone off eastenders

are you comparing riiiickaaaaay to big mo?

you sound like a northen monkey

For someone who sounds like a monkey
Our Kirf is really quite funky
Stop acting a chump
Cos it gives me the hump
Have break Rick, heres a kitkat chunky

thats PROBLY cos i am.... wow.. that insult hurt so much, never heard that before :p

Just noticed its been quite some time
Since anyone composed a rhyme
To add to this thread
It has gone all dead
So I thought I'd contribute mine.

Beat that....

In relation to dons last little chime
I though I'd post one of mine
Alas in a big hissy fit
It seems I've no wit
Next time I'll bear that in mind...

There was a DJ called Moo,
who struggled to go for a poo,
She moved from north to south,
the shit started spewing from her mouth
now she no longer wants the loo

There was a young lady called Moo,
who had an accident in the loo,
she whipped off her knickers,
scrubbed hard at her kickers,
and was fresh for a day or two.

There once was a pikey named Robin
Who was widely revered for his noggin
It looked a bit special
He liked punk, not metal
And frequently used dags for the floggin.

why's all the prose about Moo?
its unoriginal of you
Her name's easy to rhyme
and takes up no time
And I think you're all bonkers for Moo

There is this lady called Donna,
who is a coffin dodger,
she is the Godmother of KoC,
and despises Russ a lot,
and to be honest I don't blame her.

There once was a lad called Terrance,
who alt girls were his preference,
he caught them young,
asked for the bum,
and got dumped for his crappy performance.

There is this Leaming called Robin,
to Ska music you'll see his head bopping,
with a bottle of strongbow,
some K and some blow,
you are bound to see this pikey squatting.

There was a sex pest named tez-ticles
Who skypes AZZERS to view their breasticles
A raging sex pest
With a pigeony chest
He should take a skypeing sabbatical.

or somefink.

Haha I'm putting that on my profile!

There once was a lady, donsella
who tried awfully hard with her fella
he came on her tits
she turned into fritz
now he spends his days locked in a cella!