Am i wrong in suggesting that we should start up some sort of petition to get the council of London to get rid of all of those god damn flying rats in train and tube stations!

No word of a lie, i was in Liverpool street station on Saturday after not alot of sleep from the previous night and i actually got attacked not once but twice by the same darn pigeon! I'm not entirely sure why (s)he did it but i'm rather certain it was an unprovoked attack! Unless it was one that has previously heard me sing the song " Kick the pigeon, kick the pigeon"!

Also the month prior to that i was craped on by one but it was not the same one!

My problem isn't that they are loitering around the place it's the fact that they are not tube/train trained (This being a form like a cat being house trained)

After my ordeal which i might like to add was like a scene out of a Hitchcock film, i would just like to get it off my bloody chest that i hate the pidgeons and everything they stand for.

Thanks for your time.

Petitions are bad, end of.

Petitions are bad, end of.

so are dumb faceless bigots, so i guess its a swings and roundabouts style scenario.

Ah Jack how i've missed you, and i'm a bigot why exactly?

If you'll read my comment you'll notice i didn't call you a bigot.

you should drop that guilty conscience. it doesn't suit.

you'll notice i didn't call you a bigot.

It's implied though isn't it. As well you know.

Oh i see, coincidence in it's finest form. As you were.

It's implied though isn't it. As well you know.

It's actually just a statement, you can lace it with all kinds of beliefs around my intentions if you wish.

I'm powerless to stop you from having an opinion.

Whatever Jack.

My problem isn't that they are loitering around the place it's the fact that they are not tube/train trained (This being a form like a cat being house trained)

I suggest that we attempt a form of pigeon training scheme, where we tell them they can't wear hoodies, can't video each other crapping on or scaring commuters etc. We can train them to show people which tube line is which, paint their wings with the colours of each line and have them fly along the passenger routes to each line to aid people's transit.

OK then, what does it even matter to you ?

I suggest that we attempt a form of pigeon training scheme, where we tell them they can't wear hoodies, can't video each other crapping on or scaring commuters etc. We can train them to show people which tube line is which, paint their wings with the colours of each line and have them fly along the passenger routes to each line to aid people's transit.

Don't be daft Kat.

Jack out at Elev-8 on Saturday?

Don't be daft Kat.

You suggested they weren't housetrained enough!

;o)

Jack out at Elev-8 on Saturday?

Only if I have to. I'll have to ask the fat man to put me on the list. Is it at the mustard lounge ? I simply don't know if i have the heart for their considerable lack of dancefloor.

You suggested they weren't housetrained enough!

Tube/train trained, which they are not.

Pesky pidgeons!

For Unique Kat, are you going to Somewhere in the daytime?

On the Sunday? It depends on when I can get in...transport's a bit all over the place right now.

Only if I have to. I'll have to ask the fat man to put me on the list. Is it at the mustard lounge ? I simply don't know if i have the heart for their considerable lack of dancefloor.

Yes it is at the Mustard lounge. It has a small dancefloor but still a good venue.

Be good to have a catch up Jack.

Be good to have a catch up Jack.

Like a disease baby.

On the Sunday? It depends on when I can get in...transport's a bit all over the place right now.

What do you mean transports all over the place? Wouldn't it be easier to get the train?

I have to get a train back from London on the Sunday as Dirty Disco is on the Saturday.

I could get the train, or maybe with Abs, or maybe in Janet with Kat & Heath (that would be the best option as the return journey would be made less horrid), but they're having the van done up that weekend, so we'll see.