Am i wrong in suggesting that we should start up some sort of petition to get the council of London to get rid of all of those god damn flying rats in train and tube stations!

No word of a lie, i was in Liverpool street station on Saturday after not alot of sleep from the previous night and i actually got attacked not once but twice by the same darn pigeon! I'm not entirely sure why (s)he did it but i'm rather certain it was an unprovoked attack! Unless it was one that has previously heard me sing the song " Kick the pigeon, kick the pigeon"!

Also the month prior to that i was craped on by one but it was not the same one!

My problem isn't that they are loitering around the place it's the fact that they are not tube/train trained (This being a form like a cat being house trained)

After my ordeal which i might like to add was like a scene out of a Hitchcock film, i would just like to get it off my bloody chest that i hate the pidgeons and everything they stand for.

Thanks for your time.

Like a disease baby.

Thought that was abit harsh Jack but then read it again, it didn't read "Like a diseased baby"

What do you mean transports all over the place? Wouldn't it be easier to get the train?

1hr50m from Liverpool St. Leaves 1/2 past every hour. 5 stops can usually get a seat.

:)

I could get the train, or maybe with Abs, or maybe in Janet with Kat & Heath (that would be the best option as the return journey would be made less horrid), but they're having the van done up that weekend, so we'll see.

So many options! You'll get there ok. That isn't the question really its the getting back part that does me everytime!

Oi you lot!

More ranting, less social arrangements please!

mmmmm, pigeon pie..

they are not tube/train trained

I beg to differ!

I've seen several (obviously I have no idea if it's the same really clever one or lots of them) get on the District Line at South Kensington and get off at Sloane Square.

Never been attacked by one yet - maybe you were standing in the way of the doors?

District Line at South Kensington and get off at Sloane Square.

They probably wanted to see the river that flows over the platform.

the river that flows over the platform*

* The River Westbourne, on its way from the Serpentine to the Thames, conduited in an iron pipe, fact fans..

No word of a lie, i was in Liverpool street station on Saturday after not alot of sleep from the previous night and i actually got attacked not once but twice by the same darn pigeon! I'm not entirely sure why (s)he did it but i'm rather certain it was an unprovoked attack! Unless it was one that has previously heard me sing the song " Kick the pigeon, kick the pigeon"!

Well, you could always get your own back - grab one, stick it under your bum & shit on it's head!! that'll teach the buggers!
That picture - yuk!
Wood pigeons are a nicer version (but probably just as stupid). But they all do leave a mess - apparently bird's are not even aware of their own defecation function.. Bloody educate them!!
So Jack do you have to change at Straford?
Southend Victoria's on that line.
:)

I'd gladly declare war to the airborn disease ridden vermin Chubb! Like a pigeon version of Blade, just supply me with a cool coat, a f*cking huge car and a nice soundtrack.

Although you think being crapped on by a pigeon is bad, try a dive bombing seagull with dodgy guts. Had to go home to get changed.....

Well, you could always get your own back - grab one, stick it under your bum & shit...
Nah, too complex.
When a few are sitting on the platform and a train is approaching, leap at them just before the train passes. That should scare them to fly into the path of the train - hence death.

So Jack do you have to change at Straford?

no its a direct train.

I meant Shenfield - sorry Stratford's "mugger's paradise" isn't it? - always get them confused..\

ON - I'd only want revenge - not their death.. (it's a borrowed line from a joke about two statues)