Started this rant in IainC's petition thread...really is more for here though, please feel free to add :)


I don't go 'shopping' at Tesco anymore. I just go to act like a retarded robot at their stupid fucking self-service tills which happen to be the only way to buy my shopping at 10pm in the evening now but I have a plan!

Next time the only thing on offer is a self-service checkout I'm going to do a big monthly shop to force them to open a till Wahahahahahaha! You TWATS! And if they insist on me DIYing it then I will just leave the trolley there and walk out :D

So when you say "I'll be back in a jiffy!" it practically means you'll off for a wank? LoL!

Im just gonna take 5....

Just let me take this moment in hand

and the quintessential

SHUT THE DOOR MUM YOU SLAG IM HAVING A WANK

:)

SHUT THE DOOR MUM YOU SLAG IM HAVING A WANK

She a milf? ;)

She a milf? ;)

£20

£18.50

tight ass pompey cunt

There is no tight ass in Pompey 'mush'. All the lads are either gay fucking emos or troublesome chavs getting fucked by the bent coppers Wahaha!

Can't you tell I love this city... Bleugh!

There is no tight ass in Pompey 'mush'. All the lads are either gay fucking emos or troublesome chavs getting fucked by the bent coppers Wahaha!

bitter ! wahahahaha

try coming to live in Norwich this place is fulla carrot crunchers who dareth not climb outta their box !

At least its better than Birmingham which has, as its "City Song" the following:

WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND DOLE

I don't think they even bother with the hassle of signing on the dole here, too much effort to go down there and sign on 'innit'.

I don't think they even bother with the hassle of signing on the dole here, too much effort to go down there and sign on 'innit'.

it barely covers a "g"

best to sell the alloys off number 27's fiesta.

serve the cnut right - who does he think he is, return of the fucking mac ?

I hate them. I hate their market dominance, I hate the fact that if the only place you are near isa Tesco, you eat the same things week in week out, I hate their deliberately mislabelled shelves, I hate the shelves where they accidentally forget to put prices next to the more expensive items, I hate their completely over the top customer data collection, I hate the mess the store is in, the laziness, rudeness and general unhelpfulness of the staff (Metro and Local mainly), I hate teh long slow ...

I hate the fucking chav scum that shop there...Tesco even build chav estates next to their superstores so that they have a captive client base of fat lazy retarded cunts right on their fucking doorstep

Not that I think you are a chav you will understand Dave, but well you know what I mean - you've been there

I hate the fucking chav scum that shop there...Tesco

[sings]
Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the aisles of Asda
I'll show you something to make you change your mind
[/sings]

Asda/lidle/iceland are so foul and degrading I have simply blotted them out of my mind

ALDI!
NETTO!
LIDL!



I can hear Dan disinfecting his monitor from here.