This really only applies to those people coming to the Epidemik party, so if you’re not coming then this isn’t for you…

So if you’re still reading now, then it’s because, like Charlie Bucket, you hold in your possession one of the sacred tickets to the hottest old skool event of the year, the Epidemik 14th birthday party on this Saturday at Area Vauxhall.

This is going to be one hell of a party, and like every Epidemik party we can only put in 49% of the ingredients for a good party. That’s because the real Gordon Ramsey’s, Jamie Oliver’s and Nigella Lawson’s who cook this club into the master-chef meal that everyone loves to tuck into are you, the clubbers who add the other 51%; bringing with you best smiles and party attitudes into the mix.

So, in celebration of you, the faceless millions who make every Epidemik into the massively roaring success it is (last time the queue was backed up almost to Wimbledon!) we, Wicked’s TV are going to be interviewing the you, the people who make the nights so special. So if you’ve got something to say, a story of shame or success, or you just think you can look good on camera then you come and find us, we’ll be in the smoking area and if you’ve the Epidemik attitude, then you’ll make it to the hallowed final cut in a piece of epic history of partying how it should be done.

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