Hi

There comes a time in everyone's life - and often in everyone's day, when a pointless, but oh so important issue raises its head.

But why hurt alone when you can turn to your dear Uncle Dave who knows the answer to life the universe and everything will try to say something erudite if he thinks it's interesting enough to bother!

Can you dupe Dave with something he cannot solve?

RULES

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* Terms and Conditions apply

1. The question should not be something which can be answered with a rudimentary web search. At the very least, the person posting the question should at least have attempted to do this.
2. A new thread for each topic please, as Dave may stop watching or lock a thread when he feels it has been satisfactorily answered. New question = new topic = new thread (clarificatory questions excepted).
3. Following the question, all members should wait until Dave has attempted an answer. Once Dave's answer has been posted, all members are welcome to join in.
4. No riddles, quizzes, Metro quiz page shit etc.