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There comes a time in everyone's life - and often in everyone's day, when a pointless, but oh so important issue raises its head.

But why hurt alone when you can turn to your dear Uncle Dave who ~~knows the answer to life the universe and everything~~ will try to say something erudite if he thinks it's interesting enough to bother!

Can you dupe Dave with something he cannot solve?

RULES

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* Terms and Conditions apply

The question should not be something which can be answered with a rudimentary web search. At the very least, the person posting the question should at least have attempted to do this.
A new thread for each topic please, as Dave may stop watching or lock a thread when he feels it has been satisfactorily answered. New question = new topic = new thread (clarificatory questions excepted).
Following the question, all members should wait until Dave has attempted an answer. Once Dave's answer has been posted, all members are welcome to join in.
No riddles, quizzes, Metro quiz page shit etc.

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dear dave - why can't i get this out of my head? is it amazing?	beeZwax-co-uk 271 watching	19 / Last Mon by The-O-Man
dear dave - retardation	beeZwax-co-uk 276 watching	5 / Wed 28 Oct by Funbunnyraychal
Dear Dave	peachystew-TC 279 watching	12 / Sun 18 Oct by IainC
Dear Dave	Dave-The-Rave-FLT09 274 watching	5 / Tue 13 Oct by FairyLiquidBaby
Dear Dave - You're the President	Dave-The-Rave-FLT09 217 watching	9 / Sat 10 Oct by davenewt
Dear Dave	peachystew-TC 274 watching	18 / Sat 10 Oct by TechFunkFish
Dear Dave - Tattoo Page: 1 2 3 ... 13 14 15	ScarletBEX 210 watching	290 / Wed 07 Oct by peachystew-TC