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peachystew-TC
Why don't they make the whole plane out a black box, considering that's the only thing that never is always in tact?
Who laughed: Paul-Gardner
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
Paul-Gardner
peachystew-TC said:
Why don't they make the whole plane out a black box, considering that's the only thing that never is always in tact?

wtf... took me 5 reads to get what you were on about!
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
davenewt
This joke copyright The Morecambe and Wise Bumper Book of Christmas Crackers 1973.
Who laughed: Love-Lizard, OriginalNutta and slimmatt
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
peachystew-TC
Paul-Gardner said:
wtf... took me 5 reads to get what you were on about!

Sorry, should have just put 'why don't they make the whole aeroplane out of a black box'.
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
slimmatt
because it wouldnt be very aerodynamic.
Who laughed: OriginalNutta
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
jimbohotpants
... and it wouldn't fit many passengers.
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
Paul-Gardner
slimmatt said:
because it wouldnt be very aerodynamic.

indeed.

Also only special planes like the Stealth Bomber and the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird are allowed to be black.
Who laughed: Beth
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
jimbohotpants
Paul-Gardner said:
Also only special planes like the Stealth Bomber and the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird are allowed to be black.

awwww, why didn't the stealth bomber get its full " Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit" name? poor little blighter.
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
slimmatt
Paul-Gardner said:
Also only special planes like the Stealth Bomber and the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird are allowed to be black.

what about luminous green/yellow?
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
peachystew-TC
jimbohotpants said:
.. and it wouldn't fit many passengers.

True. And where would you fit the parachutes?
Who laughed: stevie100, Beth and jimbohotpants
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
Paul-Gardner
jimbohotpants said:
awwww, why didn't the stealth bomber get its full " Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit" name? poor little blighter.

coz it's shit.... it can be seen when it rains.... fucking idiot designers
Who laughed: FairyLiquidBaby and Beth
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Posted Wed 14 Oct
Beth
Have you developed an outrageous fear of flying, Stew?
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Posted Thu 15 Oct
IainC
Paul-Gardner said:
it can be seen when it rains

Or tracked via infrared scanners.
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Posted Sun 18 Oct

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