Dear All!!

Going out this weekend? Fancy winning £100 cash on Tuesday? Then enter our weekly photo challenge.

This week we're asking you to take photos of your mates doing some 'harmless perving'.

Harmless perving is a craze that's sweeping the nation! Basically, sneak a look down a birds top while she isnt looking, pretend to grab a blokes arse while he's walking away. Capture it on camera, upload it to this thread and get yourself a £100 bonus this month.

The Rules

1: The picture must contain at least two candidates.
2: No touching of suspects private parts as this is then "Harming".
3: The suspect must not be aware of the perverts interests.
4: Don't get caught!
5: The pervert must have clear gurning, lusting and perverted expression on their face.

Example:


Upload your photos to DSI, and link to your best photos in this thread before Midday Tuesday (14/07/09) and the best image gets a cheque for £100.

Up for it?

Ta,
JB


IMPORTANT A lot of people have just posted up photos to this thread of guys looking at girls chests. THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE AFTER.

The perfect harmless perv comes when one of your mates (the pervert) intentionally over pervs someone that doesn't know they are being perved. That's what makes it funny... right? Not just a bent over dancer with some guy in the crowd looking at her bum. That's just normal perving!

I know it breaks terms but I had to. Its amazing. I actually stalked these guys for a hour to get a photo. Was pretty exciting stuff.

Great thread - and I love that some ppl cant get the idea ! :)

was caught doing bit perving my self last weekend
whgahahahaha GOOOWAANANN

your aware you can get these sort of pictures on the internet??

its alot easier and quicker

Does a surreptitious wank count ? lol . Not got a clue what Adam's looking at but.....







I'll be looking out for some 'Victims' at T in the Park this weekend ;-)

Classic chav pic. Boss-eyed and no teeth. Seriously, maybe 100 years from now they'll be nothing but fucking chavs fucking each other, their kids and their animals.

Sorry. Can you run that through the translator again please.

Lol dw.

Not a harmless perve, but what the hell...

You can't see penetration so it's cool.

That looks like Dave Minns!

Phew, that's okay then. His face is fucking amazing. They actually chased me and made me show them that i had deleted it. I wisely switched the memory cards over but i still got a kick in the balls.

They made you delete it? Weird. They both look really happy that you stalked them through what looks like a shithole to interrupt their dogging session.

Well quite clearly they didn't!

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Oh me so sorry missah pedant. I guess I was just quoting his exact words. Don't you have some work to do getting the higher ups coffee?

surely you're missing an apostrophe, as Dave probably isn't in the office?

a double whammy. the bar has been raised!

Hmm...the guy on the right just looks like he's having a nap...and the girl appears to be trying to ignore/push away the one on the left rather than being unaware...just my opinion ;-)