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Lip Balm Confiscation
Q: Why do the door persons at South Parade Pier confiscate lip balm in every shape & form weather it's those small pots of Vaseline or the tinted lipstick type variety. No problems with any sort of lipstick but if it labelled Vaseline, Nivea or Lypsil you have to throw it in a metal bucket n "you can pick it up afterwards luv" - like i eva remember to do that + i wanted to use it while im out not wen im goin home to bed!!!!

Wen I told my mum she said "that's silly cos that's got nothing to do with drugs" bless her.
I don't know???? Maybe it could be seen as an offensive weapon??? Death by kissing lol
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Posted Tue 09 Oct 2007
Edited Tue 09 Oct 2007
thats the most absurd thing ive heard! id also like to know why they take unopened packs of chewing gum off you at clubs too. its a sad state of affairs when you have to smuggle in chewing down your trousers!
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Posted Tue 09 Oct 2007
thats the most absurd thing ive heard! id also like to know why they take unopened packs of chewing gum off you at clubs too. its a sad state of affairs when you have to smuggle in chewing down your trousers!

I thoight that one was pretty obvious?

so you dont get gum over the club.
Who laughed: ScottyReplaY
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Posted Tue 09 Oct 2007
was going to say that mae

but they sell chewing gum in there!
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Posted Tue 09 Oct 2007
Yeah the lip balm thing is strange... what am i gonna do with it exactly??? Poke someones eye out???
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Posted Tue 09 Oct 2007
what am i gonna do with it exactly??? Poke someones eye out???

U could try throwing it at sum1 n have their eye out oops silly me that's wat bottles made for lol
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Posted Wed 10 Oct 2007
Edited Wed 10 Oct 2007
U could try throwing it at sum1 n have their eye out oops silly me that's wat bottles made for lol

Not funny.... :o(
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Posted Wed 10 Oct 2007
Q: Why do the door persons at South Parade Pier confiscate lip balm in every shape & form weather it's those small pots of Vaseline or the tinted lipstick type variety. No problems with any sort of lipstick but if it labelled Vaseline, Nivea or Lypsil you have to throw it in a metal bucket n "you can pick it up afterwards luv" - like i eva remember to do that + i wanted to use it while im out not wen im goin home to bed!!!!

A bit strange... As any old udsers on this site will know i have always had questions about the doorstaff there...

The managment there are a tad prickish though... The assistant manager there reminds me so much of brian potter (without the wheelchair)

Have any of you been to SPP during the day? Its actually used for tea mornings and barn dances for OAP's.. I think its that kinda thing tha managment there are used to...

Anyway.... The only reason i can think of is... liquid type drugs could be mixed with lip balm or any other vasaline type products... Are the lip balms with the twisty end (like lipstick) allowed?
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Posted Fri 12 Oct 2007
Are the lip balms with the twisty end (like lipstick) allowed?

No - doesnt matter if its in a tube, stick form, in a pot clear or tinted if it labelled Vaseline, Nivea or Lypsil you have to throw it in a metal bucket
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Posted Fri 12 Oct 2007
Edited Fri 12 Oct 2007
Why do the door persons at South Parade Pier confiscate lip balm in every shape & form weather it's those small pots of Vaseline or the tinted lipstick type variety.

cos they're gay & use it for a big sex-lube party at the end of the nite!
Who laughed: Sugar-Plum-Fairy and Netty
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Posted Thu 20 Dec 2007
Why do the door persons at South Parade Pier confiscate lip balm in every shape & form weather it's those small pots of Vaseline or the tinted lipstick type variety.

cos they're gay & use it for a big sex-lube party at the end of the nite!



Good for chapped lips then.... and chaps apparently!
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Posted Thu 20 Dec 2007

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