WINNER IS>>>>>>>>>>PAGE 864, comment number 12 on that page...the winner then has to post the words....."Im a nympho, give it to me Fetishbitch" on this thread


pages up to 1215...thats 500 pages..lol......BUT.....on every zero page some has to upload a fb clubwear picture with a link to our ebay store....lol......lets get u all working...

so every say...720 pages....a pic n link......730, pic n link, 740, pic n link...so on so on...right up to page number....1215.....if a pic n link gets missed then 500 pages starts again from the missed zero page......

the winner will get.....Our latest Nympho dress in any colour barring the limited prints...


you got till mon eve to achieve it gals..happy bitching

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OMG you lot talk to much...425-700 pages in 2 days......WINNER IN RECORD TIME....
RANDOM STACE

details how we pick a winner
example......page 101....comment 11......you go n search to find winner...the winner then has to post the words....."I want to be a Teezin Bitch" within 3o mins of announcing the winner.....if not online, then the winner needs to text it to my phone within 30 mins


Right gals.....WIN YOURSELF A BRAND NEW DESIGN....not released yet but will put it on here tomorrow night...."Trip Teeze" is the new range....really funky, unusual and def fetishbitch look
THE MISSION TO WIN IT IS, same as before....chat chat chat to be in with a chance to win it.....my fella will randomly pic a number in between 425 and........WAIT FOR IT..lol.... 700....lmao...u got ur work cut out gals 1 week to do it....being generous this time, you got 7 days to reach 700 pages....



This is what one gossipy bitch can win.... uv got till next monday to reach 700 pages





Trip Teezer...a stunning new, high waisted, funky range... something a little different from FB.

OLD COMP
deadline is by thursday eve or comp closes WINNER WAS HOVISlots of bitching to be done gals.....the major goal of 400 pages, lol..the last goal was to easy for you all
400 pages of bitch talk and we will give away Princess heathers Nympho style body suit...made in any colour lycra u like



THE COMP BELOWE WAS REACHED IN SUPERFAST TIME...it was won by EMABABY...
waiting to see pics of her yet doing the nympho in pink leopard

PREVIOUS COMP
THIS THREAD HAS TO REACH 100 pages...lol...yep 100 pages....not talking bollox tho.....jokes, chit chat, pics, ideas, anything useful..lol...get chatting...100 pages of bitch talk
THE WINNER WHO IS A TOTAL RANDOM HAS TO BE ONLINE TO SAY "IM A NYMPHO, LET ME HAVE IT"...WITHIN 30 MINS OF US POSTING THE WINNERS ID...OR IT GOES AGAIN TO ANOTHER RANDOM NUMBER,

WINNER WAS EMABABY`

Shaz has got so much stuff on designing new stuff for us girlies that she just doesnt have a chance to do a guys range xx

Ahhh I see... would be lush if they did do it though, don't ya reckon?

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don''t worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M''s."

Ahhh I see... would be lush if they did do it though, don't ya reckon?

men in lycra??? hmmmmm

Aww i love the cheque bouncing one!
Lolololol!

xxx

men in lycra??? hmmmmm

Not lycra lol, that would look terrible lol, like those cyclers outfits that they wear lol

Last Request

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.

Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold.

"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with."

"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"

The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."

The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.

The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."

wonder what it would look like in pin stripe????

I am 4ft 9" and i loves it!

i hate trying to find things, coz everything makes me look really short lol!!

and just make your fella wear the girly clothes, just like 5 sizes bigger xD

ahhhh LOVE the leopard print!!!!! I WANT IT!

wonder what it would look like in pin stripe????

i think.... HOT?

xxx

Would Shaz be able to make outfits if you was to buy the material yourself (because you like a certain one or what ever) and you send it to her?

mmmm, i need more pin stripe in my life

Would Shaz be able to make outfits if you was to buy the material yourself (because you like a certain one or what ever) and you send it to her?

depends what material it is hun some are harder to work with than others etc shaz maybe able to find u he material you want tho if you pm her and ask

Old lady in a posh department store lift, when 2 young arrogant women get in wearing very expensive perfume. "Romance by Ralph Lauren £100 a bottle" says one. "Chanel no 5, £150 a bottle" says the other.

As the old lady leaves the lift, she farts and says, "brussel sprouts, 40p a pound, Tesco."

i hate trying to find things, coz everything makes me look really short lol!!

I like looking short, everyone says I am cute lol. I suposse it depends on what you wear really, I always wear my trainers apart from when I am out raving as I wear my 'Chloe' shoes for a few hours and then return back to my trainers. I always try and show all my leg not hide it with long skirts ect as I think that can look silly on shorter people

depends what material it is hun some are harder to work with than others etc shaz maybe able to find u he material you want tho if you pm her and ask

Will have to give it a go when I get some money together ^_^ be back in a hour girlies, x

This one is for everyone who ..

a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid
e) is going to have
kids.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"



She replied, "What happened to my bogey ?

Yeah.. I normally wear my trainers with jeans, or i stick on a massive pair of heels witha shrt skirt, coz heels make your legs looks longer, so with long skirts it doesnt look right.. but then i dont fancy raving in heels, or in a long skirt..
for global ive got a dress, where the skirt bit is quite short but then getting some fluffy boot covers, which jhopefully wont make me look tiny!!...


yeah everyone is always like awwww isnt she cute.. and after a while its like... shhh im a person too!!! >.<

U spotted me very easily at fusion!!!

Yes I did.... you have v. distinctive looks! And I have a good memory for faces...esp. people I've 'chatted' to.......and pretty ones! ;)

sad news ...



With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it
is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost
went unnoticed last week.



Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Cokey' died peacefully at
the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into
the coffin.



They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started

you have v. distinctive looks!

this a good thing???

most people just notice my assets haha but i had them covered up that night!!