And I want pictures as well as descriptions!!!

(erm not sure on what the latest rules is on hard cock pics so maybe keep that hidden)

Laser how much Cocaine are you and your mates taking??

I did it twice lmao. word muppet springs to mind:)

I hope someone does prove you wrong, coz in this case it would actually be a good thing:)

None :-S *confused* it's overrated

I don't believe you.

Lol and why not? There are better drugs out there. I personally prefer hallucingens

find or draw a picture instead :D

Sorry Bluerose we got off subject somewhat there for a while. Crazy talk about love and all that.

Personally I'm not so bothered about sexual positions, my belief is that the brain is the biggest sex organ, and that if you get the 'head' right the physical side just follows.

Doggy position is probably my favourite I suppose, although I'm not fussed to be honest.

Best positions are either her bent over the ironing board, doggy style while she's scrubbing the floor or from behind standing up near the kitchen sink...

Some people say I'm sexist, but I just appreciate good work... :)

Hahahahahah!! Totally fukin agree!!!
The heads gotta be good!!!

I know this might sound a little dull and boring but the best sex I have had in my lifetime is when I have known the person concerned really well.

When you have been having sex with the same person for at least six months, that's when the really good stuff starts to kick in.

If want to really want to have your 'mind blown' then unfortunately you have to give it a little time. It's called a relationship I believe.

Talking of long distance relationships but at the same time brining this thread out of the Dawson's Creekish mire it has fallen into - I was seeing a girl in Stirling, Scotland, for a while when I lived in Leeds. She used to like sipping on diet coke and then taking my length in her mouth. Only diet mind as apparently normal coke is too fizzy on the schlong. Kinky bint.

I'm sure it's a good point but I don't watch Dawson's Creek. Can you give me a little more detail on the point you are trying to make as I am a little lost.

/just ignore anything he said except...



Did it feel different? was it good?

Sounds an interesting technique, might have to try it myself. Can't beat a bit of experimenting - it all adds to the mix.

:o)

lol i know!! i seen a fuckin whale stoatin about in a pvc outfit once. felt the need 2 hang myself out the taxi n shout "SORT UR LIFE OUT YA FUCKIN SKANKY PROZZIE MUNTER!!"

i got mistaken for a prostitute after a twisted n brainfire once :S standin on the corner across the road from ivory blacks waitin for my taxi n a mad foreign guy stoats up n said "u lookin for business?" URGHHHHHH!!!!!

so i shouted "GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE YA FUCKIN GAWMY LOOKIN PRICK!" n as he walked away i continutes 2 scream all sorts. the guy was a fuckin weirdo! how the fuck could he think i was a prostitute? i was wearin fluffies!!!!! wot a weapon

lol! well u dress like wan :O :P

Did you see that prostie that was on the front of the daily record, she was fucking hideous!!!

Closest ive came to a prostie was when one tried to rob me! Was just round fae ivory blacks at the bank. Was totally wasted so ended up sitting on the metal benches at the side of the road, eyes closed, trying to stop the heid from spinning when i hear "you looking for business" was like "naw im just chillin for a sec hen". She ended up kneeling infront of me, telling me what shed do n for how much! was like NAW IM COOL! Could totally feel someone behind me n when i turned round her pal wis dipping my pockets. Iwas fucking beeling, cud barely stand up but i knew i had to go raj at the whores n get the fuck outta there!

WAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA

Now TELL US xx

You no when you get a girl on her upper back on the floor with her ankles behind her ears and her back propped up against sofa/bed etc. not sure what the official name of the position is but it can be quite degrading and I love it

I know that one - Tis a goodun

Hence your DSI nickname

xx

Ive just been informed its offically called a piledriver