GETTING OLD ,

List the things that annoy you about getting old. here are some of mine

1. MY HANGOVERS LAST FOR DAYS

2. THE TITTUS/RINGING IN MY HEARS IF BLOODY ANNOYING

3. I HAVE LINES APPEARING ON MY FACE

Getting old is a bitch

1.needing to go for a piss.......lots.

2.getting indigestion if you eat after 8pm

3.gettin told off for bein silly...apparently its immature:(

4.having your 6 yr old son think of you as past it at 25:(

5.knowing that its all down hill from here.....(from reliable sources tell me its true)

Getting old is a bitch

agreed, what age is it when you start gettin old tho....??

1. Pissing the bed.

2. Having to get somebody to wipe your arse (I do just because i'm lazy)

what age is it when you start gettin old tho....??

Who know's just know I'm feeling it and I'm 26

Who know's just know I'm feeling it and I'm 26

Doh, 2 years left then of feeling young....

Saggy tits, wrinkled face, pissing yourself has to be the worst by far......

A Positive has to be false teeth, not only do you get a hollywood smile, you can take them out to give great oral....

When your daughter asks "why is that cd so big and black?"
and if that needs explaining yr not old enough to be in this topic!!!

1. Being a mature student... at 22!
2. That mature no longer means 'you're mature for your age' but you're just like an old smelly, moudly cheese.
3. Having to have intelligent conversations when all you really want to do is burp in someones face and discuss various fart smells.
4. Farts smell worse - but you you're not allowed to find this funny as you'll be 'frowned upon'.
5. People frown upon you
6. Getting closer and closer to the day when you can't shop in the kids section at New Look (their clothes are the same but just way cheaper) Tip: Age 14/172cm is about a size 12 ;)

to be continued...

6. Getting closer and closer to the day when you can't shop in the kids section at New Look (their clothes are the same but just way cheaper) Tip: Age 14/172cm is about a size 12 ;)

haha, i know exactly what you mean.....kids section fits me better!! Hopefully wont get too old n fat for them :(

Got some sponge bob square pants the other day in there for 3 quid... the EXACT same ones in the adult section were 8 quid! .. nice one!!

if I could be bothered I guess I could fit into " teens " clothes.



And why does a small tshirt vary so much in size across brands?

And why does a small tshirt vary so much in size across brands?

Good point!


Why am i penalized for having big wammas? 'Cheap' shops or high street shops don't do my size so i'm forced to go spend a fortune in either House Of Fraiser or Ann Summers- averaging 30 quid for 1 bra.. times that by 7, and the 'special' few every girl should have in her wardrobe and that's.. well... that's a lot of money!! Pfft.

Why am i penalized for having big wammas?

asda are now doing the jorden range, they are for larger busted ladied, didnt notice the price though

Why am i penalized for having big wammas?


Im the same with having such a massive c**k buying underwear.


lol

asda are now doing the jorden range, they are for larger busted ladied, didnt notice the price though

Yeah, i've already checked out her range. Not impressed at all to be fair. For someone who likes to get her baps out you'd think she'd make bras that don't cover up your entire boob! I'll give it anohter look though next time i'm at Asda, ta :)


Im the same with having such a massive c**k buying underwear.

Yes. I can imagine.

Lol

Yes. I can imagine

i dont want to imagin ;)

For someone who likes to get her baps out you'd think she'd make bras that don't cover up your entire boob

i did think they looked a bit full, (if you know what i mean)

i did think they looked a bit full, (if you know what i mean)

Yeah,you definitely couldn't wear a low cut top with them or anything.

Hmmmmmm, share you big breasts with me, save me gettin a boob job!!!!

Got some sponge bob square pants the other day in there for 3 quid... the EXACT same ones in the adult section were 8 quid! .. nice one!!

Same goes for those who are lucky enuff to still fit into kids shoes, loads cheaper...

Im the same with having such a massive c**k buying underwear

can you blow your own trumpet.....as it were?!?!?!

Back to Gettin old again, having your driving licence taken away and having to walk which no doubt will take a ridiculous amount of time...:(

i am pretty old, but i only feel 26, sometimes i forget and after a night out i get home look in the mirror and i feel mortified with myself at the antics i have gotten up to during the night, i can imagin people saying ' what on earth is she doing? think she should act her age, and for awhile that bothers me, then i think............you only live once, let people think what they like

share you big breasts with me

Ooo, and what would that envolve exactly ;)

lol, Sorry *Slaps wrists* Dunno what came over me.


i am pretty old, but i only feel 26, sometimes i forget and after a night out i get home look in the mirror and i feel mortified with myself at the antics i have gotten up to during the night, i can imagin people saying ' what on earth is she doing? think she should act her age, and for awhile that bothers me, then i think............you only live once, let people think what they like



Yeah, you're exactly right! F*ck what anyone else thinks! Have fun and live life to the full while it lasts i say! Any anyways... there's no age limit on when you should stop going out/having fun. I know i'll be brockin' away with the rest of em when i'm all old n wrinkly- Yep, Unknownbiddy- that'll be me.