Well??

The world is finally at peace.

I'll close the group then...


;)

My boss is a prick.

I have work at 9:30am. I've only just got home from the night shift.

Work tomorrow night at my other job until 4am.

Students are back.

My hair's taking too long to grow back.

I broke a nail tonight. Now I have to cut them all off to make them even.

I've lost my favourite hat.

It's not cold enough to warrant wearing a hat.

And I think that's it.

Voadafone are a bunch of c**ts, last month they changed my tarriff (without asking) then sent me a bill for £122, which only after 3 phone calls they then decided that why would anyone in there right mind change from the tarriff i was already on? This month they send me a bill for £88, another 3 telephone calls of being fobbed off and lied too, i have to go through the fucking bill call by calll and funnily enough they've over charged me more than double. The guy on the phone blatanly tried to fobb me off arguing with me about "stop the clock" he recons it starts at 7:30 when i have it in black and white on there bill that it starts at 7pm. They can shove the phone (which doesn't even work properly) and the charges up there fucking fat useless arses.

Other peoples fucking kids, running around out of control, screaming on areoplane's and kicking the back of you seat. When i was little my parents took me on caravan holidays and if we "played up" we went home simple as. Why do people take young children abroad, especially Ibiza??

Am i a bad person if i can't help but laugh when some little shit of a kid has been a pain in the arse running around Tesco's screaming falls over and starts whaling; and i think HAHA serves you right, fucking good job.
When my mum used to take me an my sisters food shopping, we had to hold on to the trolley and not touch anything if not we'd have to go home with nothing. Why can't some people keep there children under control?

Blimey. A simple yes would have done!

They love space

On a more serious note Ibiza actually is a really nice island to visit especially in the north. I think because of the hedonistic areas its gets a bad rap...

Anyway back to the moaning:

Im skint

I have man-flu

The woman i sat next to on the bus had bad breath (or was that mine?)

I burned myself this morning getting my toast out

Dropped my toast on the floor thus negating the effort i made getting it out

Spilling my cereal that replaced my toast so I had to make do with half an orange

Due to this I am angry and grumpy at work. Oh and my beard trimmer ran out of battery half way through so I have half a shaved face effectively....oh and the batteries I tried to use were out of the remote controller didnt work however my trimmer sucked out all the power so that doesnt work either.....

Ordered a veggy meal from the chinese last night, got home tucked in & low and behold after the first few mouthfulls I found meat in it, that really cheesed me off.

Was on my way out Sunday morning with my dog's & just outside the gate someone's dog had done a big poo which I stood in, not only did I have to chean my shoe & the poo (didnt want anyone thinking my dog's did it, it made me late and I mssed my sisters first round in the show jumping.

My job is doing my head in! :(

Funny, because in my life everything is f*cking great! :):)

im happyer now im of the speed

but you cant be. its like mr miyagi no longer liking bansai trees or picking up boys and training them how to be a karate kid....

Hey, that got thrown out of court alright?

Sorry mate. my mistake....

I was meant to be getting my kitten today... but the stupid woman told me i have to wait two weeks. I drove all the way out to bloody strumpshaw.... and to have my wind taken out of my sales!!

I think I go catnapping tonight!!!

That can't be a real place?

with a name like that... it can only be in norfolk

along with the marrying cousins and webbed feet?