1. Ok, so yr only allowed to do 60 on the motorway, so get the fuck outta the middle lane
2. On single lane roads, have a bit of consideration and use a layby now and again so there isn't 7 mile of pissed off traffic behind you
3. Learn to reverse
4. Learn to drive
5. Don't use the front pump at a petrol station, thereby stopping anyone using the back one til you've filled yr tank
6. Just because you're retired, doesn't mean you have to drive at 17 mph
7. Get the fuck off of the A12, especially around bank holiday weekends
8. Understand that if you still have to clean, cook & make your own bed it's not a holiday!


Napalm is the answer

My sister and her boyf' have a Bedford Rascal. True fact!

I want one of them!

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done.

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I'll be coming to collect it!!! I want the world to see it!

(Do the lovely 'decorations' on the side come with it or do I have to pay extra for them?)

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you have been!

I'd love to! Will there be tea and scones? ;o)


Your just gutted you didn't get their first and dont have webbed feet! ;op

Quack