Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

Shirt and Tie... how I keep it professional
When I'm tapping up your Aunite to take her street level
Selling her ass to pay for my clobber
What does she care she's nothing but an old scrubber
Now if I was younger, more of your age
I would spend my hard earned cash, my weekly wage
On your Aunties pussy, it's ripe with mange
Be the first member of your family to pay your way!!!

come on lads!!!!!

wot the fuck, you tap my auntie,
thats a shame coz i fuck your granny,
she`s got most rotted out fanny,
shit, sorry man that was a bit harsh,
now i think you should kiss my arse,
i do pay my way, i earn it by selling green,
now you lyrical groover your a hasbeen,
your gonna have to clean up like Mr sheen

Come on lads... what is it all about the boys?
Using this to get closer to aid your sexual ploys
All about the homosexual creeping insdie you
Wanting to explode all over the DSI crew!
This site is for clubbers and ravers
Go to another site focused on shirt lifters
Where you can expermient with your sexaul gender
And find what you really want in another fella!!!

aunties grannys either way your both dumb mother fuckers
now stop with the inter relation diss's and start another ruckus
hear that Jay T mr B wants would like his arse kissed
i think you should do him the honour of his first and last kiss
enough of the homo jokes too had it all before it's played out
either that or take each other behind the bike sheds and make out
your both makin money i work in a club for peanuts
but i get everything free with my contacts swinging from DEEEEEZZZZ NUTTTTZZZ!

whats with all the homo business?
acting like you wanna dis this,
from jay t, i dont want my last kiss,
come on LADS your takin da piss!
i am a raver, backstage blazer,
im perfectly comfortable with my gender,
i dont want to date any blokes,
spit some rhymes, and quit with the jokes

all you fools trying to spit, and i've just spat at you fools.
armour up, get your gear and prepare your tools
get the cotch, grab the cue, cos the battle is on
cos my shit be going on, like the ariston and on. now-

let me explain to you kids, that i be the king of this land
if you talk back thou shalt taste the back of my hand
i'll sink your ship and this battle like its freaking quicksand
i stretch but never break like a snappy wristband.

why did ya spit at me,thats a dirty habbit,
when i see a mic you know me just grab it,
when im ina battle you know me dont pannic,
my lyrics get the crowd mannic!
how can you be the king of the land,
that was my role, i had it planned,
were in no ships, your in the palm of my hand,
ive now decided that this is my land.

little boy, little kid, little yoof take a seat
chop suey hong kong style, cos my style is unique
i dont be in no ones hand when i curse and i rhyme
sniff you up, then blow you out, like a dodgy white line

a new phase, a new day twist your cap to the side
kick you in the back side, get the hell out my sight
for you is nothing, and i'm laughing that you think that you are
you're not a king, you got no land, just a chump with no car.

im no little kid, and i have a car,
im a whole better person than you are!
i dont have my cap to the side,
coz it dont feal right inside,
i can have all the land that i like,
so, fuck ya hong kong style, its not unique,
thats what you dicks like to think,
im just as quick as invisable ink!

i'll give you invisable ink in ya face so fast you won't see me cumming
everybody J-kids back so pick up ya whack raps and start running
ghost ya got flava cos i tasted the back of you hand it was finger lickin good
taste like chicken, now get ya coats and i hopes they got a hood
cos it's gonna get messy when i'm spittin even though it's written
kiron B's from Yovel hes the only rapper in the village like little britain
so with a rolled up twenty i'll remove ya brains leave you deranged
now run free my little pretties, i like my chickens free range!

For running yo mouths about the bikesheds at school
J and B... *smack*... baseball bat to the left temple
Now you're lying on your backs out cold in Hospital
Being monitored on life support your conditons critical
And who is this figure who has entered the arena
The Ghost Who Walks.. about as menacing as Casper
Spitting at contenders with his contagious saliva
After going down on a sort with genital warts on her vagina!

i`ll turn the bass up real loud,
watch ya faces drop, it makes me feal real proud,
now were drinkin smokin, popin pills, yes on a bender,
where i come from im the trend setter,
thats coz my tn`s are better,
i drive around yeovil in a volkswagon jetta,
you know my top has a hood, i wouldnt wear it otherwise,
i spit these lyrics coz im wise

yes yes im MC Binbag i mc to drum n bass hahaha not really im havvin a laugh

Guys just admit it, All of you lift shirts
Your not the type of guys i envision out trynna chase some skirt
just like dale winton wanked every queer before him
you will revel in my lyrics, you are my minions!
Tn's are shit! only pikeys wear them
and even then that only happens when another pikey stole them
you wouldnt know of real drum n bass unless it shot you in the face
cut up your flea-ridden family with a blade and gave you an ass rape with 16hz bass

bruup bruup

(hahah)

Shut your mouth..
You're a new skool raver so shut your mouth
20 years old and you think you know all about
Ya talking shit now get the fuck out
How far back then does your knowledge go
Farley Jackmaster Funk giving birth to House in Chicago
The Paradise Garage, Larry Levan and Disco
If you're a true raver then these are all things you should know!!!

bo !

if i was talking shit you'd be stepping in poo
when i have a shit i do it in the loo
who cares if im 20, i got more years left than you
i may not be a fan of house but to the rave scene i will stay true
im doing this to take the piss, and i know im fucking shit
im too stoned to rhyme my words, even just a little bit
so take back paradise garage, take back all your disco
give it back when its sped up and aint so fuckin slow

haha this is so funny. damn im shit but its funny as
we need more people in here

takes too long to write anything decent

haha i couldnt write anything decent if i tried.