Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

i'd say it was decent well it made me laugh,
but don't let that make you think that you got a chance
i mean i'd let you suck my dick but thats about it
fix up ya face and get a new outfit cos ya nout fit
as for jack of twats... cough, erherm, splutter
hes lost for words lost for raps and hes lost his rubber
now he wont be gettin no sex even if he did have a lover
and Jay tee.... errrrrrrm.... your mother!

jkid you ignorant little slice of bacteria
i didnt know dsi was even aware of ya
i've seen your arse and nothing is hairier
and you're gonna end up working in a cafeteria

Oh no i'm really scared of your four lines
next time try something more than poor rhymes
yes it's true the cafeteria is my destiny
you probably shouldn't invest in me
with nothin' to lose you probably shouldn't be testin me
cos the knives in my cafeteria will tear you apart like lepracy
you seen the hairs on my ass but not the rest of me
the arms that'll knock you up high like a whore on ecstacy

POW!

if i was writing my rymes with you on my mind, J kid,
id have to think and think and think about how you call that a dick.
you let other men see your ass for free, now thats a shame,
yo can be earning a better wage on the the streets bein a naked-rent-kid.
cafterias are fun, you get to spit in peoples food
like when eggjet chavs come in and act like they are rude
so good luck jack of cats i hope you get a government bursary
when j kid cuts you up, and ill be laughing at your new found lepracy!

bruup bruuup

I don't mean to be rude...
But if any of y'all was to serve me my food
I wouldn't even eat it or drink the tea you brewed
I wanted Typhoo not some Tesco Value that's been stewed
Why you stood there looking puzzled I aint kidding
And when did I ask for this lump of black pudding
Take this shit back it aint worth a shilling
Whoever employed you must have been J-Kid'ding!!!

yeah jkid your rap is like a pathetic fifth form thesis
it sucks the life from my soul like anti - hysterisis
if i had the time i could sit and pull it all to pieces
but in truth your style is like pat sharpe's early releases...

chavs dont act like thier rude,
lyrical groover serve your own food,
ive had enough of your shit rhymes,
ive heard it all time after time.
and whats all this brup brup?
do u sip your juice from a babys cup,
surely u mean blap blap,
but you didnt know this coz ur crap!

chavs dont act thats too complex for their mind
all they wanna do is joyride to pass away the time
do you think i care if its brup brup blap blap its all crap crap
sixth quarters of an inch to move your finger, spellcheck will fix your rap
So come on kiron b step forward take your head out of the sand
wait, i think ive seen you before. robbing food from poundland

atleast pat sharp brought the fun to the house jack ya just borin'
an old man too mr jack of whack raps you should be in bed snorin'
notice that these little four liners you've said everyones ignorin'
and you too buzzin' talk with ya six liner try to fit some more in'
Topstar and Ghost see i sent you both packin' ushed up and quiet
Jay T i don't expect you to eat my food you could do with a diet
i notice john and dave B have been laughing but too scared to try it
and you Stu-webster i think it's time you three entered this riot

Kiron B... time for me to get deadly
Fuck you and all that you put before me
You're nothing but a pup in my eyes
So it's no suprise that I don't disguise my feelings to your vibe
Fuck you and your jump up DnB crew
You wanna get murked then I will slou
Guns blazing with a tone that's heart braking
Makes your heart skip a beat with adrenalin!!!

I have a gut jake, a gut you wish you had
I've stomached more than you can throw at me you best be glad
I've lived on the streets I've made money in bad ways
You best be glad you work at Egg and you get paid
If you were one of my old crew I'd make you my main man
I'd have you selling crack just to pay for my own plan
To make you fuck up owing me loads of wang
To the point when you're only plan, was to rob, pimp, hustle out your own Gran!!!

Buzzing E-Tard.. you a retard?
I work for Mencap.. my job is proper hard
Looking after fuckheads just like you
Who think they know the world but aint got a clue
My peep's are in their forties
You are a shorty so don't bore me
You talk with an autisitc quality
So get out this thread before you anger me!!!

everyone duck and cover hes on fire!

I would say thanks ( honest ) but isn't this a batlle
What's up jake can't you handle
Where's all my back chat diss
By the sounds of it my fat hairy ass you wanna kiss
So where are all the rest of the pussy fakers
Like Meg Ryan screaming out with that twat in the trailer
Would I wanna rent the film, I aint a blockbuster member
So Jake step up drink my sick that dribbles throughout the summer?

My sick that dribbles throughout the summer??? lol!!!

Go JayT its ya Birthday...

Gonna puke it up like its ya Birthday...

jay-T's sick at the smell of my Rancid Rappin'
hes gone all out looks like he needs a slappin'
ye i work at EGG through the night for my own wang
doesn't mean i never had it hard or rolled with a gang
it's where the names from we called our selves poontang
cos we banged chest like arangatang screaming bangaranga
like peter pan in hook stayed livin young like evian
we stayed heavy and didnt even have to pack metal man!

Oh no R.I.P JayT i bring it hardcore like tidy
if you don't belive me i'm ready just try me
i'll wipe the floor with you and it's real grimey
empty your pockets and take anything shiny
have on lookers screaming "cor blimey
it's so violent please lord blind me"
it's not your time but i'll tell you what it might be
time to step down ever so quietly!

You don't have to come strapped packing metal man
I'm still your worst bredrin who will wait in the alley man
In broad daylight while the chimes from the Ice Cream Van
Are ringing in your ears and all the ladies are saying Jakes my man
If he buys me a 99 and puts it on the account of Poontang
Then I will give it up and I'm 13 I'm ready I am
I want V.I.P I'm worth it yes I am Sam
Meet my boy J-Kid he is the ruddest man in town!!!

you call yourself a man yet you still listen to garage
that stuff is like gettin stabbed in the ear, its wrong like lily savage
if my rapping is artichoke, than your rapping is cabbage
you dont have the skill or the wit to choke me
And i may be a retard but hey i get things for free
i bet the sight of retards get you filled with glee
and yea your peeps are in their 40's well good luck to you
theyll have arthiritis before i hit 22.

haha this is funny as