Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

jay t i put everything before you,
in this battle you know i rule
you know im a metal lyricist,
step on the mic you know me rinse dis
boys dem try to take the piss,
i`ll leave you all crumpled outside ya dentist,
need new teeth and a plastered up wrist,
boy thats just the start of this!

Kiron Boy.... you aint even started this
I've been trying to hold back but now I can't resist
You need to go to Hospital ya tit to get a plastered up wrist
Shows how long it's been since you last visited your Dentist
Kiron Boy.... you aint even started this
You've left it far too long for your dentist to cure your Halitosis
By the sounds of it your really need to go and see a Personal Hygienist
Because now your breath is starting t'stank yo ryhmes you put in on this!!!

lets aweaken this shit, cos you all seem to be sleeping
cant think af anymore clever ryhmes, i bet your all weeping
kiron b, how many phones did you theif over the weekend
trying to skive together a tenner so you can pay your rent
now it seems to me it started getting violent
dont think your rhymes were good just cos it went silent
dont talk about a broken wrist, that means nothing to me
see how you feel about my blunt kinfe giving you a vasectomy.

Rank.. all your profile pics just made me barf
Wassup with your faces, did yo Mommas dip you in an acid bath
I know I shouldn't stand around and laugh
Y'all may be a little sensitive that you aint got a full face, only half
But on the other hand if you all had full faces you'd be double as ugly
So I guess it's okay for me to take the piss and not pity
S'pose that's what happens when brothers and sisters keep it in the family
You end up looking like you lot.. a genetic monstrosity!!!

come on children play nice or get lost like the three blind mice,
gettin a bit rotten like ya grandpas, smelling of old spice,
jay t ya just irritatin' tickin me off like a metronome,
and wassup witcha galfriend, couldn't you find a better gnome? ;op
i wake the neighbours when i get a condom on
and write words more dangerous than the necronomicon
buzzingtalk gotta take drugs just to boost her feelins
i dispose of you pillheads like brewsters millions!

i love that film!

Let me tell you a story about the K.I.D
For the last few months he's been on the H.R.T
If you are wondering about this thread it's to vent his P.M.T
That's why of late he's been as irritating as an S.T.D
He's always been confused, he once thought he was an I.C.3
Until he realised he was no more black than Maggot from G.L.C
So next time you hear this little story will be on the B.B.C
As they tell the story of whilst going thru the change he ended up R.I.P

jayt called the lyrical groover
sucks up shit like eighties hoover
rhyme improvah, looks like buddah
to find his arse they sent men in scuba
jkid such a prancin frantic
but thats not the shit to cause a panic
rhymes romantic, with fine semantic,
tell that to the bitch tied up in his attic

sinster and shameless cut apart like babyshambles
jake kid like pete on smack on and on you rambles
jay-t who you think you are stuck on lesson 1: the message
this my friends a horse race and you dressed up for dressage
so sell your soul to image j kid run out your plan most foul
and be a wannabe pop idol - suck the dick of simon cowell
jay-t back to dance paradise i sweep you with my brush
jackofkats, the chat, has the blaze to light the touch

i just like to state that im gonna merk both your asses next time me and the ballaz are in the ghetto

lol

haha love it

Jack... if this was the late eighties then I'd have to say "yo style was whack"
Then I'd hit you round the head with my "Crushin" LP 'cause you know the "Fat Boys Are Back"
"With no shoe string in em, I did not win em, I bought em off the Ave with the tags still in em"
That last line you know was from Run DMC "My Adidas", back in the day when they were still illin'
When you're wearing your Adidas you look like a victim so put the fucking laces back in
And whoever taught you to breakdance was taking the piss they've taught you the "funky chicken"
That's one reason why in a club you get a wide berth because no-one wants to admit you're wit' them
So fuck off back home and put on your Walkman and listen to the Beastie Boys "No sleep 'til Brooklyn"

Jay T lovin' the old skool!

hey jayt from the jungle with that stuck out neck looks like giraffe
im sorry i said the message when i clearly meant the telegraph
the eighties ? you mean like thundercats how you make me laugh
as you remind me of the red fat cat with his snarf snarf snarf snarf snarf
i might be dancing alone as you rap so phat with your untied sneakers
as all the old skool hardcore hide an snigger behind the speakers
you might be quotin dmc but you'll end up like jam master jay
as my little dirty ditty rap scrap style just blows your brain away

its like that !

oooooooo!

The only thing that makes the Old Skool Hardcore crew hide and snigger
Is some unknown creature who adorns a Leotard to show off it's figure
Prancing around inside the club like a prissy little madame
Who has shoved some love balls in her twat and is reaching orgasm
Lurking around in the shadows in an utter disgrace
Gurning like a fucker trying to swallow half it's face
What's that on it's head.. a Top Hat? Gimme a break
Jesus that thing is Jack Of Kats... oh for fuck sake!!!

alright you win. im not that angry today lmfao.

you ain't hardcore you ain't even hip hop
ya rhymes are so soft they'll make buttmans dick flop
i'm here to save the day tougher than ripstop
best put on ya kevlar ready for this fist up
beat you down harder than an african bongo
beat you proper like the sails on a vikin long boat
till i see ya guts like you had too much strongebow
naked-j silence you better than strong dro

GAME OVER!

lol