Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

see i silenced you, dissassembled you again like lego men
straight out of the eighties watch you spin on ya head again
got you shittin' it pants stained the same colour as heroine
talkin' of eaighties this thread like that story that never ends
and i'm the big dogg, i scratch you off my balls with my muva fukin paws
i quoted snoop dogg, but you'd of never known cos ya muva fukin fools
i'm the king of this thread say whos live whos dead and make the muva fukin rules
i'm waiting for some serious battle talk but all i get is anuva fukin pause

Jake.. this aint Crenshaw Blvd so don't try and bring a war
But if it's war you want then you best start a war worth fighting for
'Cause I'll turn up on your manour and grab you from your front door
You got no choice as ya starring down the barrel from my 12-Bore
Put a hood over your head and drag ya to the local playground
Make a noise and and the nearest child's gonna get gunned down
These kids are about to witness a horror but that's just the nature of war
You brought it on your self so I'm not listening to your pleas no more!!!

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WoO..... what is this we have here, not another pussy to get slaughtered???
I'll lure you in.. then leave you for dead on a Whitechapel street corner
Just like Emma Elizabeth Smith my first victim back in 1888.. damn that whore was fine
Oh by the way my name's Jack the Ripper.. they never caught me 'cause I travel thru time
Time to become my latest target, you can't stop it.. as I cut out your womb and stick it in my pocket
Slice you open and pull out your intestine.. you're barely alive as you pass out from the pain of it
You've awaken my taste for the masacre.. I've took your life so now I'm gonna take another
A new day is dawning for Jack the Ripper.. or as I like to go by nowadays JayT-LYRICAL-GROOVER

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Now listen up.. I'm only gonna say this once
Your Mummy didn't love you 'coz your Daddy was a nonce
She hated the way he would get in to bed with you rather than her
She was jealous of the way that he couldn't take his eyes off ya
What was that he always used to say to you.. "Your Daddys special girl"?
Whilst slipping you his cock wishing you was older so could go on the pill
And what did he always make you say to him just as he began to swell
"I love you Daddy, please don't ever leave me.. I'll always be your girl!"

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Here's a score, go down the High St and go to "New Look" and buy yourself a new look
I've seen more colour on a 3 week dead Pig hanging from a Butchers Hook
I know insomniacs less tired than you who sit up all night drinking Coffee getting wired
The sight of ya's starting to piss me off.. I wanna rearrange your face with a set of Pliers
What.. just because you're a woman you don't think I'll slap you bitch?
I'll hit you so hard you'll be mentally scarred and I'll just say it was a nervous twitch
So don't try and compare your dad to me, DSI don't wanna hear your twisted fantasy
You should be locked up, you've gone and made me chuck up.. you truly are one hideous lady!

you cant call her a lady, she looks like slim shady,
i cant belive this, another bird rhyming,
its not so bad, its a shame about the timing,
to rule in this type of game
you have to be a sucsess,
out do the rest and beat the best,
its a battle not a fucking test,
on the count of three give it your best

1 - 2 - 3

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hermaphrodite? being proud of that can't be right
if ur a chick then wheres the dick?
is that what you think about when u hit that bean you like to flick ;)
just quit now cos your talking shit
n heres a spoon so you can eat my shit
n top urself up before your next spit :p

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haha think about what ur going to say
"poor little rich boy" like that makes sense in any kind of way
im from south london n was born with style
so don't start hating or i'll put you on trial
i got 4 counts for bad looks n bad clothes
bad use of rhymes..n acting like a ho
you're saying my mums rich? like thats a bad thing
better to have money than to live out a bin
n have the tramp on the pavement as your next of kin
you wanna play harsh? don't put me to the test
cos i got ur mums number, you can figure out the rest ;)

Roses r red... violets r blooo...... who smells that?... i did a poo :P
*wiggles imaginary tie* o yeee thats right .. WHOS THE KING... im the king :P

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i didn't diss myself...the counts were me judgin you
everytime i spit am i gunna have to explain it to you?
or are you saying "you are what you say you are but what am i" line
cos if you wanna do that then go ahead thats fine
just shows your obviously more comfortable with a nursery rhyme
you surrounded by kids saying "bend over n get in line"
i dont think im hard, but people got my back,
i cover my tracks, and thats a fact
so go fall back cos ur last rap was wack
n i DO agree with that, so suck on that! BIATCH! :p

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i don't spit, not really my thing, truth is i sing
produce my own beats n write my own songs, im a one man ting
and i ain't getting beat down by no he/she
but i can fully understand you wanting to be like me
and im not guna hurl cos of the lyrics that you spit
but its gud you can admit that ur lyrics are shit...
ur cringing breath is on the mic and THATS making me feel sick
n its funny how you take so much interest in my dick
n im glad that u recognise my manhoods a tower
thats why when it gets solid it rips through my trousers
now hush those lips, cos you been banting for hours,
before i phone up my accountant n cut ur family allowance :p

if you think you can sing, let me hear some mariah carey
dress you up in a skirt, and call you a fairy
i looked at your profile, i think youre quite scary
i know someone who will want you, her name is hairy mary
its good to see youve learnt to count, little kiron b
now next time think before you try to rhyme and consider counting past three
this is buzzing talk, clocking off for the night
i expect to come back tomorrow to better opponents to fight.