Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

im a t b2t too ill have to came say ello but for now t'ra

sound mate you'll probs recognise Izzy she'll have her furry boots on and maybes her back pack

I'll be wearing a yellow t-shirt with a picture of (Sir) Michael Cain (or is it Kane?!) dressed like he's in get carter with a bit of writing underneath saying "Don't fuck with the English"

would stick around for a lyrical row but got work tmrw man so needs to get my arse to bed!

have a goodnight at transmissio for thoes who are going!

neon bikini and pink fur on feet to be precise ;)

NEW well I'm 24 so thats unfeasible!... the driving lessons were for my 17th, the car my 18th! fuckin hell alright fro some, i got spliff and tequlla for my 17th lol

and everyone whos comming tranz tonight rave it the fcuk up

lol, i went to the casino for my 18th!

have fun at transmission if its anythin like new year at nec your in for a good un!!!
o-man and baby ill be the wreckhead stomping in a dark corner ha ha h
ITS THE FOOOOOOOOOOKIN WEEKEND!!!!!!

lol that narrows it down, wreckhead in dark corner. yes....


and what you chattin bout?! NYE NEC was bollocks! lol :p

i had good time mind u i got thru 20+ lil un's ha ha then went to lashtonbury

crackhead!

i did a bomb of mdma and then couldn't handle the hardcore.

hmm... looks like i might not be going

the hardcore room was crap cus ya couldnt move sardine stylee!!!
arr y ay ya goin??

think it was I who hit you with the mylo shit first though dude!

i do believe it was mater......i cant let that one slide now can i ?!?

o-man well down mate ya took the first swing
you were the first one to challenge me on the mylo thing
well buddy i can tell ya ive heard it all before
unless theres somethin you got to say that no-ones ever thought
let me tell ya"ah ya got the same name is a pretty week retort"
and that rabbit thing i wouldn't even use the loos,i'd just puke on the floor
so cheddar or mc bob,o-man whoever ya wanna be
mylo's a DJ and this milo's an MC!!

anyhoo kiron I'm off to watch traffic on "VD" you seen it? been told its boring but I'll decide for myself!

yea i seen it and yea its pretty borin
just like half these rhymes on here fuck me they got me snorin
ain't no-one gonna battle hard?? or are you all luvvy duvvy??
is this a friend's reunited thread or a place to play mummie's and daddie's??
this ain't a creche for lil' kid's i believe the title say's battle thread
so if you lot are done bein nice then leave this a mc a post
im more than happy to battle y'all cause it keeps me on ma toes!!

i KNOW im gonna regret that one!!
especially if jay-t has a go!

all of you so called mcs have proved medically,
that what is needed is years of therapy,
to bring you to a standard to better me,
when it comes to ryme,
form a line, i'll take you one at a time,
at random or predefined order,
i'll record your defeat before ya,
on a handheld tape recorder,
with my mind on the ryme,
you're like a broken rolex
a waste of precious time,
you're weaker then 2 drops
diluted in two 25 litres,
you think this is a joke?
you better have fear fo us
i'm like an angry man in a coffin,
i'm dead serious,
so here i am full throttle,
make you little boys run back home
and suck on your favourite babys bottle

aint it only menna be like 8 lines?....correct me if im wrong

fuk me thats a week mc..
time to find yourself a new territory
men like you fit in well in the navy
haha gay nycbaby in the orgy
homos stacked up in your multistory
on your recorder, u takin it in the ass
send it to you've bin frame for 250brass
fuk this.....ima go an skin some grass =)

thats what i thought but obviously this guy cant count
and in his lyrical ability scoob i seriously got doubts
cause all the lines he writes contain about only 4 words
and rhyme's got a h in it boy,but anyway its my turn
ya come on here spouting your 20 "lines"
when really theres fuck all to worry about in any of your rhymes
so nyc get back to the big apple
we use 8 lines here in this here battle!!