Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

danny-kool whats up mate ya hidin away?
is that anythin to do with your team losing three-one today?
now were out the relegation zone and your teams back in
the brummies are goin down mate that you must have seen
cause my teams got the grit and determination
and birmingham you know are sure for relegation
so when you do finally reach the ground of the championship
dont wory mate ya always got ya dreams of what coulda been!!

fuck off
only jokin im on comedown and just sat thru that bag of bollox not happy!!!
kool

haha sory buddy i do kno tha feelin,theres still afew games left yet tho

8 lines only people and stop with all the jibba jabba and battle!

lol, have a goodnight yesterday jkid?

Yes kiron i had a fuckin great night @ Tranzmission
but this is a battle thread so shut the fuck up and listen
i don't mind ya chatting nonsense as long as it rhymes,
is structured well and comes in no more than eight lines.
were you at Tranz Kiron i kept a look out for ya
probably the monged out wreckhead in the corner
did a bomb and had it out to hardcore for the first time
came down smooth and now i feel fine!

peace! x

na i didnt go the dnb line up was shit,
but now i wish that i went, i must admit,
but i have no money, thats what fucked it,
its the best ever venue, i really mean it,
when i saw the glass roof, i couldnt belive it,
i even had my ticket, i sold it the other day,
i didnt really want to sell it, i must`ve fell astray,
but im not to bothered i got fuckin mashed on friday!

Danny how come me and u haven't had any beef yet?
is coz u support Blues and I support Villa would it ruin our street cred?
and I know Villa are shite I'm kind've used to the fact
lets face it Bruce and O'Leary are both really useless twats
fucking Baros and Heskey what were they thinking?
like making a mess of the titanic, panic, then sinking
I've had it with Villa not winning, can't find the remedy
football and lines don't combine might wind up like ZEBEDY!

yo thats the only ryhme I'm ever writing bout footie on this now, coz that sport and hip-hop don't really mix! Contrary to Rooney and Rio Ferdinands beliefs!

oh and By Zebedy I mean the dude in football factory if you've all seen it?!

im bored off my nut, watching a documentary
with a consideration of taking my vitamin suplimentaries
still messed up from the weekend gone, non complimentary
bruises in my brain, synapses clicking away like secutaries.
so the million dollar question, how was all your weekends
im sure your bodies took a battering, feeling mighty weakend
on a monday night, back to work tomorrow morning
craving the weekend once again, bodily functions mental warning.

milan baros? fuckin milan baros?!!!
ah well we lost and i dont give a toss
we were cheated anyway and cahills was a cross
im still singin keep right on even if we drop
i dont care if blues go down cus blues go down together
we'll come back up
win the european cup
then kick the fucking living bastard daylights of david o fuckin leary and his shitty little villa

BCFC 4eva!!

milo- we love u charlton we do o charlton we love you!!!!

apologys for my disgusting language!!!

Oh boy.. my sides are splitting
I've been laughing so hard I've started shitting
How unfortunate.. this is so embarrasing
That's the last time I wear white coloured Calvins!
You know people are scrapping the bottom of the barrel
When all they can think of is to diss about Football
There's only 52 days left boys and you'll all be able to dribble
Pre-cum from your cocks watching England trying to reach the final!

Groover you really are "the one and only" wanker, like chesney hawkes
ask myself why he wants to bone me?, answer: "hmmm I guess that he's warped"
reaching for Kirons horn of Gondor to call for your comrades
and I know that every dog has one I think you just chose the wrong day
you chose the wrong way, to spit this consistent bullshit
laid up in bed with his chips, while your bitch, plays away in the toolshed
so I guess you rule the roost then? dissing the beautiful sport!
we dropped the footie talk hours ago, you're kind've slow to retort!

ollie? a villa fan... oh dear... lol :p

ollie? a villa fan... oh dear... lol :p

We've all got a cross to bear luv!

yes o-man i have seen football factory,
u lot chattin about football i knew it had to be,
i cant stand the shit, im am as crap as man city,
the lad who cant play football, i`ll say that is me,
remember what our grandparents did, they fought
my dad brung up as a child not to like the sport,
when i have children thats what they`ll get tought,
i can remember a toy gun was the first toy i bought

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im a lazy fucker, i hate playing sport
i prefer getting wasted and watching my face contort
about to go the oven and put in apple strudel
just finished my chinese, had some lovely noodles
won a gallon of beer in the pub yesterday, no lie
i felt so happy, i felt i could cry
and football is OK, play the game "which one is gay"
much better things to do then watch a ball kicked all day

been gone 4 so long an ther r sum nu peeps,
is this jus another fad 4 another bunch of sheeps,
i browse around a i c even keirons got better,
but he's jus another dnb kid a wannabe go getta,
live life never say never style,yeah watever the weather,
used up six lines and not enough slurrins gon down,
J-austin steps up an takes bak his crown.

an whos dissen villa,that jus aint funny

ok fuck football fuck, villa fuck city (both of em!)! I've got a lil story to tell!

Kiron and Milo tried to show a pro who’s got the fat nut sack
Kiron played her with her boobs, milo shot his load down her butt crack
Kiron said to milo “I trust that you won't reach for my cock?!”
“that would be a breach of the peace. and my lil piece will just flop!”
now for my sickening plot, I clocked them in the spot
slipped out to the door quick to the nearest sex shop
took a rest and then dropped, through the windowsill slow
then beat kiron, milo, and the pro to death with a ten inch rubber dildo!