Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

u dirty bugger

my moms would be disgusted!

yes thats right the o man has mums as in plural
we wont go into the biology, it happened in the land of rural
you never know with those horney farmers on their land
end up lezzing off and spawning the o man
j austin found the story disgusting, but it also rang true
reminded him of the time his dads were bent over the loo
watch it for those MC's with a limp in their hand
they born in wierd ways, just like the o man

I got as many moms you got baby fathers,
thats hip-hop talk bitch not the language of farmers
and funnily enough your three groats aren't required,
like I care about the chat of a scrote whos bloated and wired
I'm loco and tired, ain't got the heart, need to get some kip
then buzzing talk comes along with her fanny farts and lets rip
can't be arsed with this shit just thought I'd do a hit n run
like I left talks mouth last night bruised with a mix of spit n cum!

I am genuinely off though as much as I would love to trade lyrical blows with you Buzzingtalk
I'm sure I will log back on sometime soon and find a soul destroying reply to that half baked nonsense I just wrote!

"you know they've done tests, and its said that 60% of the time, it works......... everytime!"

Peace!

talk bout my father wen me u dont no,
ure nowt but a foul mouthed dirty little ho,
now i jus had 2 stop and delete the last 4 lines,
i didnt mention ure family so dont mention mines,
K, bak 2 the battle cant think of rhymes,
im gettin very tired can u c the signs?
this hip hop stuff aint 4 me,
cus wen u spitt stuff like that i get offended 2 easily.

aww come here sit on my lap
ill read you a story while you take a nap
hug up like care bears, sharing the love
fuck this shit i just slipped rhonlypol in your mug
i can be kind but it suits me better being a bitch
i dont pull girls hair i cut them up and dump in a ditch
im not a hip hop girl either, i quite like happy hardcore
cant stand shooting people, id rather be on the dancefloor

urmm.....wots rhonlypol?

im that minimal cinical buzz runnin in ur mind
my biblical senses are corrupted tonight
inside the ride, these lyrics are intertwined
divine intervention got me spittin this time
like my glock when its cocked an im gonna clock five
times by 5 more , like lyin on the floor dyin
spittin an rhymin, theyre flyin faster an higher then
any next man or fuckin punk ass women....

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oh its that fukin date rape thing....i couldt fuckin read it..i thort it sed ron-ly-pol...like sum type of calpol!

aww shit o-man ya havin fantasies of kiron and me?
you'd make freddy kruger sick with one of your dreams
cause i know that was a dream and im sure it was a fantasy
but let me tell you son it aint gonna be no reality
for one mater im as straight as they come
i dunno bout kiron though he might take it up the bum
ask him for his number if ya wanna carry out your fantasy
i know you two would love it,but which one would the gimp be?

Cough cough.. splutter splutter
MC Milo gets spread like butter
Under ya skin ya yella like Clover
When smeared across the pavement brother
Now come on fella lets call a truce
Otherwise you'll get fucked just like Bruce
By Zed in his Gimp Suit, do I need proof?
This aint Pulp Fiction.. but boy it's the truth!

im sitting here roling up some bum rash
wondering what the itching is around my gash
i shouldnt be doing so i paid good cash
for wo0 to lick my toes and give me a flash
cough cough splutter splutter you need some calpol
cut out with a scapel yuor glands adrenal
dont be spreding your disease, i just ate some cheese
on toast, i dont want it ruined by j t please

Shit groovers changed his picture and Milos turned catholic
the result milo gets erratic, but can't vent his frustrations through wanking
can't hack it. a spastic, unlyrical gymnastics
he finds thankless sanctuary, in the arms of jon the baptist
you see you lack the mathematics, to subtract all your wack shit
and your hardly bad. more like the type that brian harvey would do a track with
so just stay in the back kid,and refrain from the ad libs
you've been tamed from first page you came along, and your trains off the track bitch!

that was nearly worth a wank over, but i decided on a piss instead
while the o man is in the kitchen buttering his bread
shit groover you look like you lost some pounds mate
all that verbal diahhreah helpin you to loose osme weight
the o man you still lookin bald as always, how about a new pic
unluess your secrety ginger or a cancer sufferer i dont see no reason why you shouldnt grow your hair a bit
that might be insulting if your like that gail porter bitch
her hair has gone forever, every time i see her i get a stitch

my hair is short through choice, not through misfortune or disease
Nattalie portman was bald in her last film and I still have thoughts of her on her knees
and judging by the wacky shit you braid into your hair
no wonder all the twats around your way are running scared
would you rather I grow a mullet with a blonde bit through the middle?
or should I fuck of washing it like you do,you make it smooth by using spittle
trying to resemble aguileras braids and play with my libido
the only think you have in common with her is that your dirty like her video

oh my gosh,been busy while i been away,while the cat's away the mice will play,eh??
now o-man's gettin' ripped cause he's bald and he won't admit it
jay-t's pulled buzzingtalk cause the slimfast he's been hittin'
buzzintalk im sure jay-t would love the company,cause it must get borin' just him and his t.v
he lost a few pound's cause he's been wankin' it away
him and o-man been havin phone sex everyday
im sure you three would love a manage a trois
but there may be arguements over whos got the nicest bra!

You ain't a cat playing away your a white van driving pratt wearing burberry
came out of hiding, logged on, and thought "Fuck O-mans murdered me!"
and forget being bold and over the shoulder boulder holders
is that you who works in my local spa looking at me cold when I ask for Rola Cola?
its ok milo I know its bleak but least its a living
makes a change from last week when you were sleeping with pigeons
and creeping round the back of kitchens, to pinch womens knickers
coz you smelt of piss and were drunk and needed some cunt to be sniffing!

Easy Milo I'm a size Double D
Oi get ya hand.. off ya willy
I don't want to be your private fantasy
I aint one of the crew from Shagnasty and Mutley
You wont see me on Television X
Unless it was that film when I was fucking your ex
Went bare back.. no need for Durex
She's thick as fuck with an inferiority complex!