Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

fuck knows where that bloody gap in my lyrics came from!
But like I said editing is for byatches!

off to bed milo son work tmrw! (down @ Spa :-)

Peace!

I'll send you to sleep permanantly
O-Man you lightweight pussy
Fuck around and get fucked by me
It's Friday so I'm feeling angry
Get down now boy on your knees
Time to teach ya about the birds and Bees
You were adopted.. happy families
Incest.. you were only there to please!

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Wo0.. I've already spaffed my curd
Girl.. you should've heard the word
When I came I screamed out your name
Never gonna look at you the same again
Now getting some tissue to hide my shame
Wipe away the cum this aint no game
What the fuck happened I feel ashamed
Had too many beers so that's getting blamed!

groover your as funny as watching peter kay @ blackpool tower
when I lent my nan the dvd to play and she couldn't even switch on the power!
they say all bullys are cowards, and you've picked on us for ages
but I heard you need a strong winch and platform to lift you up on stages?!
you've got the gift of the gab but like nits it's contageous
now your mad like frankenstien thinking "shit what have I created?!"
a bunch of kids, slags and chavs from every corner of the nation
who draw inspiration from your lyrics, but spit back at you with hatred

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The only nation you feel is alien nation
When god created you he tried to make you Asian
Jackie Chan was the lords inspisration
But again he realised he fucked up with that creation
Then he tried to make you look like Duncan Goodhew
Spelt his surname wrong but fuck it means nothing to you
Just like the record breaker the Mr Roy Castle
Fuck this second hand smoke lark it's pure hassle!

what ya doin at a spa o-man? is that where you and jay-t go to have a little romance
is that your two's little retreat,to get away from it all and get a pedicure on your feet
or too just sit in the jacuzzi starin into each others eyes
well let me tell you boys gay marraiges have been legalised!!!
so you can finally tie the knot,become husband and er....husband
invite elton john,and micheal jackson for the children
im happy for you two to finally get wed
but oh gosh!! dilemma who gets to wear the dress?!?

Oh wo0 if only I'd met you on better terms
I'd swap my love for your tapeworms
When you go to the toilet do you never learn
That aint a shit it's a seven foot worm
That's what happens when you love your pets
I aint a Vet but I can tell ya what comes next
You get banged up for fucking my dog Rex
6 months or if it was bad enough maybe nine
Silly ass bitch getting turned on by a Kanine

Shit that last was nine lines... DAMN YOU STELLA!!!

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Bless ya heart but with all this flirting
You are gonna be the one left hurting
I got a bitch her titles deserving
Take my name of ya heart and stop yearning
I aint a kid my mood is a warning
You're the only one who I find boring
Having sex with you would leave me snorring
Did you not take the hint when I started yawning?

mate jay-t dont act like you can count anyway
dont blame it on the stella bud cause your a lil deranged
whats the matter is it late and ya carers gone to bed??
that'l teach ya for gettin mental help through NHS
my little sis's got a book that you might be able to borrow
dunno what its called but it starts "A is for apple"
but they probably have it at the special school ya attend
whats it called "ST AGATHAS for the mentally deranged"??

Milo you get treated just like a St Trillian
The bells are ringing but you're arse is still bleedin'
Tied up in the bell tower, wearing a skirt as the clock strikes the hour
I don't mean to get sour, you're a dude so you should know better
Than to let some bitch take you out like you have no power
But I guess you're weak, pig tails rolled in by ya cousin Maria
I'm sure the bitch is a dude she's way much harrier
Than you you poor little pre-pubescent fella!!!

Love is in the air, every time I look around
MC Milo is stood there with his dick inside his hand
If only I could teach you a lesson
With this big dog you better not be messing
As time catches up you'll be reeling
From the blow from these lips I am speakin'
You're time is up you are starting to weaken
So boy take this as your final warning!

ha ha ha he he he jay-t i laughed so much i think i wee'd(!)
thats the umptenth comment ya made bout my arse
can i see a pattern emergin hhmmm jay-t
i think woo kinda likes ya but ya have fantasies of me
you made her laugh mate get in there quick finally an excuse to wash ya dick!!
jay-t you've pulled with your lyrics hip hip hurrah
maybe now you'll get your hand under a bra!!!

ffffuuuuccckkk that was only seven lines!!

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As you know Heinz have 57 varities
Just like a full can of Beans
Make your arse quiver as you feel windy
Just admit it boy you're scared of me
I aing got Beef like Muligitawny
Wanna talk food then that's another story
Light up the Hobs and get me smouldering
When it comes to battling you know my arse you're kissing!