Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

You all try and talk a battle but you're talking shit
Make me wanna leave this thread and quit
Who the fuck wants to hear a singer spit
Self loving wanker who'll never have a hit
Do one ladies.. go and make more babies
So you can claim more benefits from the fuckers that tax me
Didn't you learn anything about contraception
Or was you to busy sucking some guy off in that lesson?

better apponents to fight,
lets get raw make it a bit harsh,
buzzing talk you look like an arse,
a tramp out on the streets,a fucking redard,
earn all your money by playing a guitar,
i`ll tap you out like a cuban cigar,
i`ll burn out like i did to ya mums car,
in this battle im a superstar!!!!

jay-t, good verse m8!

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Woman who the fuck do you think you are
Go put some more padding in your bra
Make yourself feel good for at least 10
Until the peep's shout "here comes that tart again"
Why shouldn't we attack ya for being female
At the end of the day you can't compare to the male
So don't get above your station little girl
'Cause like James Brown said.. "IT'S A MANS WORLD"

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hey, fuck james brown
were battleing for a crown
like a tramp you jack up brown
busking in the middle of town
your a fucking `she`, a fucking flea,
to me you are nothing ,a bird in a tree
you cant emcee, ya tryin to beat me,
when i roll, yea im the king!!!

wots ur name? Jay-T Lyrical Groover?...
suits you better if you change it to loser
n wot makes you think i'll never have a hit?
im actually in the making so suck my dick!
plus you never heard me sing so you can't say shit
but ive heard you spit, so i know that your shit n will never have a hit
bet now you feel like a right prick?
"e-tard" will strap on, for you to have a quick lick ;)
n wots with the name "buzzing talk e-tard"?
sounds to me like ur some kind of retard
just trying to get hard, by putting me in a skirt
n wots worse is it hurts cos im laughing at you
cos bein a man is wot i naturally do
but for you its sumin you seem to pursue
or thats what it seems by the look of you hairdo!

wo0 i can't be botherd with you ya plain jane bitch
i gotta put on my reading glass's just to see ya tits
you can wear the boots and trousers it looks like that fits
but leave my dick out of this cos i don't want ya itch
and slinks either keep it down to 8 lines or start prayin'
break my rules while i'm in the room you wont wanna stay in
i'll have you shakin' like the queen when shes wavin'
move quicker than the DSI runnin' man while hes racin'

are you sure thats a route that you wanna be takin?
this is what im about n ur legs i'll start breakin
cos you ain't no guru, boy you is fakin
im starting to think you and woo should start datin
cos you both look like victims of STD infestation
n ohhhh the threats, like the queen i'll be shakin?
if you test me...it'll be "fuck the queens wavin"
when i finish with you you'll be more like harlem shakin!

Slinks... the sideshow clown
You aint no hero so get outta town
Try to run a battle with no gameplan
Talking the same as previous mans
I'm bored of ths shit coming from ya diaphram
In the making but no-one likes ya sound
You've got more chance of gettin' in a boy band
If you go into an audition and wave ya cock around!

jay-t u honestly sound like a prick,
a muppet with no fucking dick,
i`ll chop off ya head and put it on a stick,
and you cant rhyme, u cant be an mc,
a fucking fake, say u mc for ten years,
get out of here, ur lyrics are shite,
like storm you think your it, but
let me tell you, your no mc ya just fuckin lazy!

u cant spit for shit, yo shit dont even rhme,
when you see that boy commit a crime,
for that boy its the way of life,
oh boy if i eva see you, you and yo crew,
im gonna knock ya back like moutian dew,
im gonna fuck you up coz i am cruel,
if me and you were to have a braul,
i would rule, but you, u`d think u are cool.

If anyones the Muppet then it's you Gonzo
You were the oddest character on the Muppet Show
Tatty blue with a nose that looks like it should'a been put on below
When asked what you were people said "I don't know?"
You're nothing but a Henson Puppet
Some guy's got his hand up your ass and you love it
So don't try to front it you'll never be Kermit
You couldn't fuck Miss Piggy even if ya tried to pay for it!!!

why go on about cartoon characters,
im old enough to know thier all wankers,
i couldnt fuck miss piggy, oh really?
jay t dont be silly, you remind me of billy,
billy no mates, no sex just masterbates,
i have no hand up my ass, your high on grass,
your trippin, but now your slipping while im back flippin,
on the stage is where u`ll get a kicking.

I'll meet you on any stage, and we'll let the ravers decide
Whatever style of music you choose I'll ride
Drum & Bass.. no problem, Garage Music.. no problem
Been doing this so long I'm a mic veteran
So I aint number one and I couldn't give a fuck
Still get plenty bookings and run the mic dock
I'm known all around the country all over our land
You couldn't even get a gig MC'ing at a fairground!

ive mc`d all ova
listen to you, think ya casanova,
100% drum n bass is wat i ride,
once they`ve decided u`ll run and hide,
i aint in to garage, that aint my style,
when the raver see me you know the brock wild,
i know your not number one, you sound fucking dum,
when this battles done, im the one who has won!!

you`ll neva be a veteran,
when the going get tough you just run,
coz now jay-t you know your done,
you cant run the mic dock,
by the sound of it you suck cock,
if your known, why dont i know you?
ha, a fairground, im a heavy weight, pound for pound,
so be careful jay-t you steppin on thin ground.

I couldn't care if some kid aint heard of me
Buy the "History Of Hardcore" DVD and you will see me
If you saw my stage show you would never call me lazy
I've given thousands of ravers 10 years of my energy
Not just Hardcore I run the mic on any dancefloor
Have battled the "So Solid Crew" and many, many more
Even had lyrics sampled on a tune that was cained by High Contrast and Fabio
So tell me how then pup... how far does your legacy go?

lol, ten years of your energy,
by the look of it your suffering with 9 months pregnancy,
i aint buying no dvd i dont do that i am pedigry,
you will be seeing me when i am a celebrity!
i dont care what you are, who you are,
once the worlds heard my lyrics i know i`ll go far,
your acting like your some sort of gangser,
but i know that your a fucking prankster!

i didnt mean line 6 seriously, im not being big headed! its the only thing i could think of that rhymed.