Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

i wasnt on about food i was on about pills!
i done these triple-x's fuck i feel ill
i cant handle pills anymore they goes straight to my head
i think its the beer for me now n then off to bed
jay-t mate i cant come back to any of this tonite ya got me beat
fair play mate but dont think im kissin ya feet
ill be back again, hopefully with a straight head
then ill show you whos king of this here battle thread!!

Goodnight wo0
I wont miss you
Bore me it's true
Like the colour blue
Don't touch your minge
Need to oil that hinge
Rooms dark like dinge
Eat you up on a food binge

Hmmm.. my last one was a bit leftfield!!! lol!!!

i swear he thinks hes made me and woo back down!
im never gonna live this down!!

Milo you can take my crown
Only way is to kiss my brown
But that aint how I get down
Still get ya runnin' all over town
Battle chat I always come fat
Act up like a spoilt brat
Always get the last word and that is fact
Gonna end your battle and that's my pact

your nufin but a lyrical bully jay-t
shame on ya,lol

It's true that I am a bully
Got Milo wobbling like a bowl of Jelly
Log off the net and switch on the telly
Watch the Mint on channel ITV
I'm getting tired I need to rest
Strip down to my pants and string vest
I got needs that are so complex
The porno mag is what's coming out next!

jay-t im off to bed to try n save some face
stop you from kickin me when im down,you bloody disgrace!
what you on tonite!?!you on lyrical drugs?
cause the rhymes you been spittin are hard and just as fast
i bet ya think that you are top dog
you can tell ya everyone ya got milo to run off
but every dog has its day and i guess this is yours
but you just won a battle yea you aint won the war

peace jay-t have a good nite buddy

To: JayT-LYRICAL-GROOVER
The porno mag is what's coming out next!

See porns the nearest fing you get to seeing naked chicks,
the sick thing is the chicks who give you kicks have frikkin dicks!
You give them names like Ted and Bob in your imagination,
as you get a red knob while endulging in masturbation.
You spend all day and night wanking, surfing the net for porn,
the only time you put your wet hanky down is to buy some more.
Find yourself a real girl dude and one without a weiner.
You keep sayin you have a real girlfriend but no ones ever seen her!

Goodnight all you battlers I'll catch you another day
In to the night I'm gonna have it away
My eyes are getting heavy, my mind is astray
I need to lie down before the drink starts to play
The reality becomes fantasy I know you'll agree
When you've had a few drinks or in my case plenty
Time to pass out before my head gets too dizzy
I'm soon gonna be horizontal so please don't miss me!

I'm ashamed to admit that we have the same name Joe
But I'm more than the average not some jumped up supremo
You say you're not average but in this test you are minor
You can't even come close to some of the twats and I don't mean vagina
60 pages and this is the first time I've seen you post
You may have added something before. but boy don't boast
Just like many that have come before you that have tried to bring war
You'll end up running out of pace before you know what's in store!

Average Jo? This ain't Dodge Ball like Vince Vaughan
Either go back to bumping Gospel or Join Groover in his porn
born looking like Darius Danesh with bad renditions of Brittney
do you really think you can stand up to this test? "mate are you shitting me?!"
60 pages on this battle shit, most of these peeps on it are veterans
so a word of advice about that little sonet I think you've probably got to find a better one
or better yet just get a gun, put it to your melon and pull the trigger
and end your worthless life its not like anyone will miss ya!

bum hole sex wee rimming thread
i look forward to the wedding with dread
whats happened since i went out on a bender
everyones turned into benders, to boy george they have surrendered
j t well done on the slimfast
wanking off to a pic of wo0 assisted by plaster cast
dont get your pubes cauggt remember what happened last time
you thought about your pubes and forgot to write good rhymes

buzzing talk what are you talking about?
have you finally flipped the nut tonight?
using your past ryhmes as an indication of your mental detriation
I guess that would be about right!
Its ok luv just put down the knife,
and go with the doctor, he'll lock u up tight!
no Karma Chameleons, they'll calm you with helium
or whatever gas they use to prevent you self harming, and screaming stuff

jay-t lyrical groover losin pounds yea hes gettin slimmer
must be a discount on slim-fast get thin quicker
down at your local corner shop cause your their top customer
use to be cakes and that but now on the celery you snack
now ya might be able to get a keyboard for normal people
not like the one ya got made for chubby fingered weeble's
now ya murdered me the othernite but now im not on the defence
"ill kill you,commit suicide then ill kill you again"

Milo guess what I'm back from the grave
A walking corpse coming to stalk ya in a rave
You got nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
I'm all over you like MICHAEL on a baby's behind
This thread's now becoming a bit of a THRILLER
As this SMOOTH CRIMINAL becomes the MC killer
It's not just battling from what I hear that you're BAD
Even DIRTY DIANA said you were the worst lay she ever had!

"EE-Hheeeeee"

Let me clear this up I aint on Slim Fast I'm on Weight Watchers
I don't go to the meetings but I bagged me the broucheres
For my weight I'm allowed 28 points a day so eat that mother fuckers
Dead chuffed 'cause I've had to go down a belt notch when in my trousers
Gotta lose another stone then I'm back down to my perfect weight
And then I can walk about smug because I know I'll be looking great
Well all except for my face but then there's always the option for surgery
But until the day I can afford that I'll have to carry on looking like Declan Donnelly

I was always told never to start something I can't finish,
so it's Jay-T and O-Man I'm gonna have to diminish.
I aint no one-comment-wonder I aint gonna relinquish,
the fact you're both nothin but flames to extinguish.
If you don't understand me, should I explain in simpler English?
cos that look on your face tells me your feeling some anguish.
After just two of my ryhmes you're starting to languish,
as all your rhymes compared to mine are seeming rather blandish.

in the end, u are nothin but an average joe
got nuttin on da flow of the eksimo
simplistic english, for a thickshit mc
joe take some time to improve your melody
lifes a philosaphy, mc's 4 a piece
believe this, im spittin when im chattin on this
all ur rhymes, or lines, they finish all the same
ish, ish, blah blah take the piss again