Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

one two, three and to the four,
i hit these keys so fast i make my finger tips sore,
like playing Street Fighter tryna Huriken some more
fuck a dragon fist i bun you with my dragon lips send u cruisin to da floor,
over the the net i can slap you from a distance like Dhalsim
i penetrate ya brain no matter how thick or how thin
like sound waves through the walls of council housin'
tear out ya iris and stitch up ya eyelids so don't even be browsin'

4 with the 3,2,1, watch sonic booms that are out on the stun
we're street fighting, but i'l pull out my gun
those dragon lips, can just kiss on my bum
dont tut, i just dont give a fuck
when im whipping out next viper uppercut
when blankas about, your dhalsims in a rut
your one screw short of many, many nuts..
this be my cue now to shut up..

mmmm i'll gladly kiss ya bum if your chun-li or cammy
your fighting like a woman or maybe just a tranny
but dont try no spinning bird kick i dont wanna lick ya fanny
i move fast with my fist, you could call me handy
sonic moves to make you see double like too much rum or brandy
here comes trouble to tear it up like a stannly
bullets are for pussies so put that shit down
before i dodge ya bullets and make you sit down!

so u wanna kiss sweaty fighters asses now do ya
jus make sure that u aint bin drinkin the vodka
looks tonight like chun-li...an in the mornin e-honda
u gotta get off the bed before he rolls over
fast with your fist, wot like five knuckle shuffle?
my lyrics will shave yours an leave em like stubble
if im fred flintstone...then ur barney rubble
pullin out a gun caused that much kerfuffle?

haha cartoon and game lyrics kill it man.. :)

this ain't street fighter, this is mortal combat
dead or alive, I strive, to thwart your bum raps
or tekken, I reckon, you sprache ze deutsch
every word is a weapon and I'm stacking up points
while your racking up joints and playing nintendo
I'll stomp you like mario bros make you choke on the endo
and this ain't pretend though, I say this serious
playing Sonic mixed with chronic will make you so called prophets delirious!

fuck all ure shit u ever played zelda wiv that kid link,
he'l slice u up like ure in hells kitchen then wash u down the sink,
u all stink a ure raps r crappy,
actin like kids u all need a nappy,
here u think ure bad but on the street ure all sappy,
and mister infinna comin on here like ure all grand,
soz but i didnt notice u earlier thought u wer the hatstand,
all the peeps wer gone but now lyrix r in demand

To all the battlers out there!....

Have you ever "danced with the devil, in the pale moon light?!"
like the Joker asked Bruce Wayne when his parents had just died
you illiterate buffoons, you all need some schooling
the only thing you spit is into spitoons, who are you fooling?
and talking of spitoons, this is like after Back to the Future after part 2
I'll make you dance like when Mad Dog makes Marty Moonwalk near the start in the Saloon
no sanctuary on this thread, I'll turn it to the Temple of Doom
so return your P.Cs to the rental place and go enjoy your afternoon!

ok had to edit that but only coz I realised it was Back to the future part 3 where there in the wild west!... rhymed ok eventually though!

oh and knowing my luck I've probably spelt "illiterate" wrong!

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i wanna goooooo >_<

if i can get £100 and a way down to london, im robbin lilla's extra ticket

raindance hmm reminds me of a class Kanye West line

"People keep asking me "yo where dame at?", this tracks the indian dance to bring our rain back!"

sounds cool I reckon

people say they write better when they're upset/so here's my fuckin attempt
my psychotic ex has got major fuckin issues/and i need somewhere to vent.
i'm sick of that little prick tryin to ruin my life/ trying to control me all the time
we're not going together anymore/ i'm not putting up with that/ i'm not yours anymore i'm mine
aparently i'm a skanky slag who fucked herself on drugs /yet this is the boy who can't remember ever being sober
he told me he couldn't wait for me to get my head kicked in/ even fuckin paid bitches to come to me over
so this is my little rhyme dedicated to the fucking nazi who owned me for the past two years
sorry it ended like this, the love of my life, now you can see what it feels like to be every day in tears.


fucking prick.

sorry rhythm's all fucked.

sorry rhythm's all fucked.

Sounds like he's the only thing thats fucked up!

in my opinion he sounds like a normal bloke,
two years in a relationship must be a fucking joke,
now i spect the boy has been sniffin to much coke,
thats all baby no longer can he cope,
the best thing to do, give him 5 feet of rope,
get him mashed up, get him white like the pope,
hang him up and, teach him that your not a joke,
get him out your memory, he`ll be gone in a puff of smoke.

he`ll be gone in a puff of smoke.

summit like that dude,believe

Remember though peeps theres always two sides to the coin
Like Eamon and Frankie, though frankly, those tracks were annoying
same old story, girls from venus, men are from mars
dick teasers can leave us reeling with our penis's hard
whilst wife beaters break hearts, leave scars on girls faces
but some tarts have no hearts to break,shameless and disgraceful
so "I hate you", becomes the optimum words
gilrs and boys , boys and girls, the O-man watches, disturbed!

ohhh its all gone serious again! lets talk about Skat and T-Pau again shall we?! :-)

:o! i'm not a tart with no heart oliver williams!

never said u was luv... twas me just getting lyrical tis all!