Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

lol :p

but you've written "LOL" again and now I'm going to have to pop a cap in your ass! (that sounds almost rude!) :-)

but its on the battle thread so all's good.

come on msn!

im blessed for this test come along and kick up a mess
making it best, using bold thought to twist a feeling witch i lay to rest
ready for the next army il stomp hard, like the girls i romp
sword fighting random monks, a taster of vision and where it's from
babys got a temper, il lend her a helping hand in how to rhyme
in time she might find, how to open that child's head and get angry on lines

Now here comes Ricardo with his lyrical groove
giving you a surprise once I've made my move
somebody laughing was what got my attention
so here I am, joining up making my assension
Now what's is all the heat here between chav boy and Kid?
obviously not enough to run this power grid
A leary twat in a baseball cap
but losing that game now he's caught up in a trap
come on really, chill out people relax and have peace
or I'll knock you out like a puny chess piece!

whats this two new comers and neither of them can count
kyle b wrote six lines ricardo tripled that amount!
in fact fuck that, yo the joker wrote ten
next time you'll have jake deleting that shit so don't do it again!
look ricardo I've got the bigger balls both metaphorically and literally
so shove your chess board up your ass coz it doesn't mean shit to me
don't speak to me, your weak to me, six feet deep to me,
and if you know anything about hip-hop?! you're about as good as
Memph bleak to me!

shit editing again... spelt memph bleak wrong and that was critical! Peace!

all the new comers cant spit eight,
came in on the 63rd page,a wee bit late,
listen to my chat you`ll need to concentrate,
yea, i`ll make ya brock out no time to hesitate.
this aint a school exam you dont have a pass rate,
now my lyrics are lethal, raw, they can easily castrate,
you`ll have no penis left, no kids,cant even masterbate,
and dont add me to your buddy list coz i aint your mate.

Here he comes back to give me grief
but he's just a dirty chav and a bit of a thief
Now look at you, what are you trying to proove
with your burberry rags you think your smooth
attitude, gold, lambrini and fast cars he thinks hes the man
but really his girlfriends is my 80 year old nan

yes to give you grief i`ll knock you for six, and i`ll give you six,
ricardo yea im a chav but it beats being one of u stuck up pricks,
lookin like a poof, are you one of the lads who get all the chicks,
i dont wear burberry thats goes a bit to far,
if i fuck your nan, then my grandson you are,
i fought for your family in the first world war,
saw your dad knocked him down to the floor,
yea i wear gold to show that im not poor

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wo0 foot puke, warm like luke
increase the angle and switch. proper essex bitch
private joke, but man was it funny
even if i had to pour water on foot scummy
kiron, you may wear gold but who is the owner
think of their children when you rob range rovers
golds easy to jack, slip it in your pocket
fuck bein sly beat then with a stick for playing hockey

now ricardo when you spit your style is bare,
i cant wait for camp DSI, you know im there,
so if you see me and im pissed, i say beware,
i`ll go mad, to my style of chatting u cant compare,
your jaw will drop to the floor, while you just stare,
dont take this serious i only having a laugh,
but if you want to be an MC, follow in my path,
bevery careful not to get cought in the aftermath.

:)

no offence recardo, safe.

E L Y S I U M how do you pronounce that
Thank you for fighting my corner against that chavvy twat
Now Kiron im nice and I know this is all in jest
having a bad day, its easy to get this shit off my chest
hysterical ricardo here knowing not what to say
but woo team cunt and kiron I think you're just gay
right thats me done now, admit I cant rhyme
at least I can rest in the fact that I wont ever do time.

Respect :)

that was`nt bad for someone who dont chat,
im shocked im really supprised about that,
had a bad day yea, let the steam off u twat,
or is there a problem? if you dont chat you cant,
now spit some lyrics boy, or geta brain transplant,
tell me who was fighting in your corner, the multi colored plant?
who goes by the name of buzzingtalk,she`ll fuck you as a grant,
dont need a lady,fight your own battle recardo, or maybe you cant?!

sorry buzzingtalk!

haha K B im laughing so much
more so from the pills that I bought from the Dutch
so tell me boy, you gonna come to camp
I didnt think DSI allowed just any old tramp
now 4 more lines what else can I say
now 3.. carry on about Kiron being gay?
or maybe I could rip into the tent he'll probably self knit
obviously paid for from his housing benefit

yea yea im going to the camp, should be great,
im getting well excited to meet all of DSI, i cant wait.
i`ll say it again ricardo im not gay, and no u cant have my number,
if i see a pair of bender or homosexuals i mean i really wanna chunder,
and for free they will get a punch quicker than a bolt of lightening or thunder.
i dont recive housing benefits,because im high class,
i know what im doing, but i need to lay off the grass,
if you rip in to my tent, over your head will go my beer glass.