Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

"captured on camcorder I'm trapped in a damn corner, chatting to pandora bout boxin a man for her!" or something like that (goes to put it on!) :-)

anyway . we digress!

yes indeedy back to the battle gotta feed the needy
lotta hungry ears and this currennt states makin em sleepy
modern beats are like easy listennin i liked em creepy
that real rugged shit thats gets clubs packed weekly
and as for the lyrics it's like half a pack of cards all spades and diamonds
so i pick up my pen fresh from the shelves of rhymans
i want the other half of the pack, wheres the heart for the clubs
the heart for teh music ever growing like shrubs

whats this I hear the Kids making a megamix?
Vanilla Ice, the spice girls, blended together with eurythmics?!
Shabba ranks before he went too far chatting to mark le mar about how he's homophobic!
snow "informer", maddona and one of snow patrols hits!
R-kelly about the time he married aliyah
not realising marrying a girl of nine is classed as paedophillia
a bit of Ja rule before the world figured out he couldn't ryhme
Jays mix tape from hell, on stores shelves, its called NOW 69!

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me

yeah thats on there too lol

ye little blue men run the streets when J-kid sleeps
he dreams about blue Dj's mixin blue beats
in blue clubs with blue bars and blue seats
in the heart of a blue camden town with green freaks
they have green hair, green noses, green lips and even green cheeks
the blue men ignore them but the problems been there for weeks
the blue minister ignores the problem when he publicly speaks
and now the green freaks green mother weaps cos the green boys diceased

her tears were transparrent! lol

i would love camden to be blue. just for a day.

for it to be sad, metaphorically speaking>
ooo its sad.
ITS FULL OF EMO'S
they are taking over the world. and here is a lyyric for them

this world makes me so sad, it brings down my emotions
so i listen to emo, cos i think its the solution
i started cutting myself, and wetting the bed
i havent done that since me and my brother were 10
all the kids in school laugh, they dont understand
send me hate mail on my myspace dissing my band
thats why i like camden, everyone is blue
i can go there to cry, and so can you

I cut myself.. but it's just to shave weight
I've gone all rock'n'roll I feel in Dire Straits
Gonna get me a sawn off and go all Kurt Cobain
This smell of Teen Spririt is driving me insane
But who is to blame.. fucking yanks and there MTV?
Or some fat controller sat behind a desk at the BBC
But that's enough from me.. I'm starting to bore myself
I'm going to WHSmiths to grab a self help book off the shelf!!!

WHSmiths is crap, go to the papershop,
the magazines down there are proper top notch,
all sorts down there, in one you get a free watch,
at the same time you can get your bottle o scotch,
sit at home and read, get pissed at the same time,
the scotch and the magazines are mighty sublime,
keep the lyrics comming jay-t coz your at your prime,
the best thing with a curry is defenately lemon and lime!

the best thing with a curry is defenately lemon and lime


hehehe that was so irrelvant but perfect!

When you're at the papershop Kiron can you reach the top shelf?
You must need a stool 'cause in your pictures you look like an elf
Looking around to make sure so no-one can see ya
Before you step up and quickly grab a copy of Fiesta
You start to feel awkward so also grab a newspaper
To hide the mag away until you're ready for it later
Lock your bedroom door and then pull down your pants
With a box of Kleenex and a tube of lube you start your romance!!!

hehehe that was so irrelvant but perfect!

true,lol.

i can reach the top shelf, im no elf,
when i get the magazine i know it will help my health,
my daily exercise, i go in my room, operate my stealth,
hide it under my matress so mummy dont see,
what is that stain in your bed, i replied `its wee`,
leave me alone please mum, on my own is what i want to be,
as soon as she leaves, the mag comes out from under my sheet,
she come back in and say ` haha i cought you beating your meat`

Did she then ever so kindly offer to lend you a hand
It's been a while since she's seen you with a girl so she understand
A man has got urges and these need to be fulfilled
So what if it's your mother, she's a fair bit older and comes highly skilled
Closed your eyes and imagined it was one of the birds from Girls Allowed
And when you reached orgasm your mother was ever so proud
She said "You boys are starting to grow up so fast you're becoming a man"
And then she raises her fingers to her mouth and licks your cum from her hand!

filth, not even horny filth just dirty not good filth!

Akinyele would be proud!

thats just wrong jay-t,lol.

my name is J-kid, my first rule of thumb,
i don't say where i'm going or where i'm coming from
i try to leave a little reputation behind me
so if you really need to you know where to find me
my name is J-Kid, i live till i die,
i take what you give me and i won't ask why,
i've made alot of friends in some exotic places
i don't remember names but i remember faces

bugsys a bad boy!

j t is talking from first hand experience
in his teens it made sense to make a second hand family alliance
bent over the desk with his gcse papers
beating the meat, mummy smells the wank vapours
he makes a swift exit, time to run in shame from the sleaze
meanwhile his mum is embarassed, going crazy with the febreeze
her freinds are coming round soon for "bible class"
time to steal from his tin an ounce of grass

So you wanna be a boxer, in the golden ring,
well... on the yellow screen, can you take the sting.
So you wanna be a boxer, can you pass the test,
you ain't tough just because you got a tight vest.
So you wanna be a boxer, wanna be the champ,
step in the ring with me and i'll leave ya pants damp.
So you wanna be a be a cripple, want a wheelchair
cos this aint bugsy malone blood, it's real here!