Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

"step in the ring with me and i'll leave ya pants damp"

oo ill step on your ring anytime, im damp already haha

some quality lyrics creepong out once more if i dare say!

"like nine millimetres times nine, millimetres from your spine

klashnekoff, its murda is a mental tune.

filth, not even horny filth just dirty not good filth!
It turned me on! (sniffs fingers)

lets talk some more filth shall we:

Sometimes I feel like a pre rehab michael douglas
take Catherine Zeta from behind let it slide in like a cutlass
she used to strut her stuff, now she just walks like Jon wayne
my balls bounced off her butt, now they're raw with pain
freezing the frame, rewinding the video
with thoughts of putting copies of it on ebay, charging fifty quid a go
but who am I kidding yo?!, I wake up from the dream
crusty tissues, sticky sheets and a frustrated SCREAM!

(must say 10 hail marys!)

oh and by the way Bugsy Malone = gangsta!

sometimes theres a love i can't describe which i feel inside my testicles
makes me wanna grab a big boobed bitch and manipulate her breasticles
watch her gargle my piping so on her chin i can rest my balls
yeah i nice chin ball rest have her screaming like a wallrace.
other times i feel a lust in my heart makes me think that shes gorgeous
she birngs out the stars, shines like diamonds that are flawless
makes my hairs stand on end, electrifying and totaly cordless
we move in unison and climax together, well more or less

Buzzingtalk, let me tell you story that aint no Jackanory
This happened when I was 13 and feeling real horny
I was doing my daily chores and was at the point of hoovering
When the nozzle of the badboy Vax looked so damn inviting
So I sat on a chair and stuck the head of my cock right in
That damn suction was powerful but oh so pleasuring
I heard a gasp and looked up and there stood my Mother
The shame of my sordid act was like that of no other!

lololololololol!!!

Oh what have you let yourself in for 'ey FLB!? lol!!! ;-) x

J T that was a classic. I gotta come back, won't be online til a bit later though, but heres a brap brap and a gun salute!!

I heard once you've had a VAX you can't go back...?

Not now anyway.. I've found a suitable, and dare I say more safer, replacement!!! ;-)

Dyson?

Well it sucks as good as one.... anyways, that's enough of that!!! Wanna cyber???? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

O-Man.. me and FLB went and saw Plan B @ Carling Academy in Islington several weeks ago!!! Proper raw.. well impressed with the geezer!!!

my balls bounced off her butt, now they're raw with pain



i'm always so satisfied when the lad can't walk properly for days after....

I heard a gasp and looked up and there stood my Mother
The shame of my sordid act was like that of no other!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

"the only difference is he's got the balls to say it in front of us all and he doesn't have to false or sugar coated at all!" .. a line which springs to mind!

Yeah Groover I need to check out some more uk talent I reckon I'm sick of hearing how much bling these US dudes have and "Fitty" Cent telling us how "pretty" he is!

"the only difference is he's got the balls to say it in front of us all and he doesn't have to false or sugar coated at all!"

i know it's eminem but i love that song.

i'm sick of 'fitty' cent comparing girls to how much obese children like cake!

forget a hoover, just lie on your arm until its numb
so you use that limb to spank your thing its like another persons made u cum!
24 years on this earth and my technique is surgical
all because I heard the real thing is well worth rehearsing for?
"they say I'm hear to learn but theres nobody here to teach me"
"but if I can't understand It" I will just continue to beat meat!
24 year old virgin, but best believe I'm not a quitter
and gullible is not a real word u know?!, The O-man, e.g. bullshitter!