Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

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fuckin excellent ;)

24 year old virgin, but best believe I'm not a quitter
and gullible is not a real word u know?!, The O-man, e.g. bullshitter!


you so are a virgin. i think the lady doth protest to much. (or whatever that saying is)

If this were a school trip it'd be a trip to the zoo
to see a rare bread a species, the abominibal wo0!
my piece may be tiny but its bigger than John Prescotts!
aim for the middle of the breasts, bullseye! without the use of a red dot!
and I do grab my crotch just like michael jackson
but in front of the wrong people so now I'm facing legal action!
not a virgin,I've got a bitch, big chest,long legs and blue eyes
they say "incest is best" but if its your step sister do the same rules apply?!

Is a cock the size of a tortilla chip

"thats not funny man! its like a disability you know!" (quote from the first scary movie!)
besides some tortilla chips are bigger than others! :-)

and some tortilla chips do the job...

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i tell you a story about this one time, no dream
thinking of a chav called dean, man i was spurting cream
lil kim on to set the scene
closed my eyes and started flicking my bean
had a pint of stella, pussy getting wetter
was like j t's hoover job but way better
except not only my mum came in, it was a family gathering
i must remember not to wank in church again

I never went to church like that shite song by mike skinner
but I did something quite wrong when I went round to Wo0s for dinner
I showed up butt naked like the tree hugger that I am
to show her just how much I love her like no other was my plan
standing on her porch the door bell I rang, feeling all nervous like a naked kissogram
ran through to the dining room stuck my balls deep into the flan
escaped out the garden, hurdled the hedge! thats how the O-man serves his meat and two veg!

looks a bit longer than 8! But its a true story so had to get all the details in!

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to jog

"Jog On You Sigh!" .. I love that saying but its not really used round my parts! :-(

jog on. it's great. it's like, the most offensive thing to say ever. it's so agrivating.

O-Man.. what the fuck is going on in your profile pic.. never knew Dr Dre had signed you up!!! lol!!!

Ollie signed Dre up yo!

the Guru has created a rapper!

I bet the resonance of his voice recorded spot on with the spacious accoustics of his living room whilst he was laying down his bars whilst the folks sat at the other end of the room watching 'Deal Or No Deal'!!!

your just jealous cos he's hotter than you :p