Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

dee dee dee dum diddy
aint this line so pretty



Little sweet fabergie girl
Down from Heaven and rose out of hell
here to torture the ill doers,
Punish you pathetic losers.
light your life with dynamite.

I promise I wont bite x

Smelly Ass, Stinky Ass, Stupid Ass Bitches!
You want eight lines to diss this..
Send you a special delivery for Christmas.
Santas got a brand new bag.
down the chimney with gin and a fag.
You old fat bag lady hag
Find you at the street corner slulping on your Mag

just like madonna you come strike a pose
but bitch check the mirror you look like axl rose
last time you checked the mirror it was for your nose
so do us all a favour and rack up an over dose
i will testify - i drive, push, control the mode
you say your dynamite, i'll make you explode
put the pieces in a coffin watch your bones corrode
and karma makes your pretty self come back as a toad

that is fucking hilarious!

Axl Rose

cough cough ahem, welcome to the jungle, ain't no fun and games
got more guns than roses for certain mans, aint no namin' names
like a scene from pulp fiction only remains is brains
already warned you about those heroine coloured stains
with your freddy profile pic, yeah mate in your dreams
sleep with one eye open i'll teach you what horror really means
one two naked-J is comin for you, three four i'm kickin' in ya door
treat you like a train set and lay you out on the floor

jus like a prayer, you'l pray for me to disappear,
Poor boy kruger, dont wanna get urself taken down by a girl.
Your testimonies got me spinnin in a whirl.
Its ok. Not offended. Like frogs. Even Dogs!
Little poodle, jackin off katz. I'll knock u with my cloggs.
Poor ladies havin babies, stuck with you scruffies.
Sweaty, stinky, mutty, fluffies,
Im not down with u toughies..

lol,
it only seems to be women who battle us,
i would start some beef but i cant be fussed,
oh fuck it, ya cunts covered in crust,
when i drop my lyrics you`ll feal it, trust.
we arent sweaty, stinky ot mutty,
i`ll make you a sculpture made from putty,
i`ll put my sperm in ya bacon butty,
and last but not least i`ll slap ya batty.

line u up in co-ordination with a cannonball,
Blastin out lurikal thunderbolts that'll make you fuckin fall.
Thinkin you havain a ball...
mutterin your preaches like its the bible,
your jus feeble
I'll feed you to my cannibal
anorak Indian ready to bite you
take you to the jungle and dispose of you!

I hang your balls from a plane
tie and nail em to a crane
digging you six foot under where you will remain
while boilin lava is blasted up your ass
roast chicken you escape with your bare batty ass flyin to mars.
Venus rules and butts r kool
slap it bitch if it turns you on.
I'l have you licking my toes while you suck on your thumb.

Axl looks like a girl neway...
so please find another line to play.
I like guns, I love roses
Not down for the poses
I'm a hip hop chic with rock in my soul,
Lit it roll, let it roll, let it roll!

hey girl you dilute your style like ribena
you say you are a miss but its more misdemeanour
keep smiling young coz the grass is always greener
but ive seen ya future and you become a toilet cleaner
yeah im worse than freddy, and thats freddy krueger
when i come, you're on the run, im the rude intruder
you're just a piece of cod im a fucking barracuda
so i blow your shit apart with my rhyme bazooka

*jacK declares himself the winner of this one*

Come judgement day, womankind will make you pay.
youl be born from our womb, resurrected to form,
from the sorce of your remorse
that you disrespected, but must luv of course.
Do you insult the mother or sister female force...
mc's that struggle and succeed, blessing the world with better seeds.
we proceed to drop it diverse,
bringing to you the female verse!

you go on about women coz thats all that you got
only one thing a bitch good for and thats being hot
i ask do i fancy you the answer definitely not
your name again please? - you know i forgot
talk about the female force you wannabe geezers
just coz you're mad that you aint got a penis
your friends say "Oh shit, hope she aint seen us"
so grab it, brer rabbit, and go see uncle remus

ill cut you all up like wet fish and hang you up to dry
you know to shut the fuck up when i talk cos my lyrics are sublime
couldnt give a shit if you got two tits or a dick, ill kill you with my rhymes
so quit making gender an issue and wasting everyones time!
when you battle against me you should all know your gonna lose
i turn it up so loud it will rip you apart and make your insides come loose
dont listen to funky house, listen to jungle and turn up the bass on your bose
and ill leave jack of kats and kiron b here so they can fuck the ass off axl rose.

so buzzingtalk have a piece of my john thomas
the look in your eye say oh that shits enormous
performance be honest you'll get right on this
as i ride you home to win the contest
you're like that plant with rick moranis
descended down from different planets
when in reality your name is janet
i blow it home - you just began it

must say very impressed by poppy's last verse!

innit

*gun finger salutes the thread as it now appears to be getting pretty creative*

The only thing a white Poppy is good for is Opium
I set you on fire then burn your residue in a fat chillum
You talk about the sacred power of the holy woman
I've inhaled your soul so now where's your feminism?
Yeah, so the female was created to bare child
As men all we gotta do is plant our seed and smile
Add yet another unwanted pregnancy to the stockpile
Whilst you spend the next 9 months wishing you were infertile!