Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

lol

I hope you are not implying that I fall into the 'slim-pickings' category J-Austin ;p

j-austin's too sexy for his kfc bucket, and don't you just know it?!
i think you love him, lyrical groover, just don't know how to show it.
you're pretty arrogant though, and it's starting to show badly
yeah you maybe a good writer, but your no genius, sadly.
and don't think i'm gettin up my arse, i know i'm pretty apalling
but i thought i'd give it another go, since the standards seem to be falling.
and as for the DIY recording studio - that's not what changing rooms did.
they made o-man's room look like your moms, so he can feel at home instead.

oi kiron u think its funny dont jus 'larf out loud',
i no im an ugly fukker an i'l say it an be proud,
jay t now i think its all time we helped u pull ure head out ure arse,
cus ure ryhmin out nowt but an elaborate farce,
we no u sit ther thinkin 4 hours,
about how u can rain down on us wiv ure vocal showers,
my mate shane kud spit better than u on ket,
now u need 2 pull ure head out of ure arse so dont forget

i hope its out by 2moro dude

If I was arrogant then would I diss myself in this battle thread?
I throw myself to the slaughter everytime this thread becomes dead
Just to keep it up and running and for peep's to have a giggle
When there's a bit of banter going on you always find me in the middle
So I don't really give a fuck if you've all devloped the perception
That I am some shallow brother who loves nothing but attention
At the end of the day this is all about jokes and a bit of dry humour
No one is in this for the task of becoming the number one battler!

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so true now im lost for words cus i no that u kill it,
but peeps find it hard comin back at u so they chill it,
so when it comes 2 doin the dirty u jus gotta lyricly spill it,
i looked a t ure profile an i got more respect for u than before,
u got the wicked flava a man of da core,
and a brother i think ure are not,
id be more black than u if u played dot 2 dot wiv my spot(s)(that lyric didnt quite work)
so lets jus leave that at that it bes be forgot

woo marry me.

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You know what wo0 I love it when you're assertive
If there was a crown for this you truly would deserve it
Some of the shit that comes from your mouth is slightly acerbic
And at times if I dare say myself majorly erotic
But just like the rest of us now and again you fall flat
Come out with 8 lines of shit and make yourself look a right twat
Then Buzzingtalk comes outta nowhere 'cos you know she's got your back
And adds her little 2 pence worth when your ryhmes are getting slack!

12 inches thick



34 inches long...

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fine! i'm sure SOMEBODY can handle it.


austin?

and a brother i think ure are not,
id be more black than u if u played dot 2 dot wiv my spot


What you trying to say then Austin that I aint black???
Gimme a second I'm off to the mirror, I'll be right back
Well fuck me so it be I am a total fucking honky
Bent out of shape like Elvis Presley with a nose just as wonky
Now off round to my "mothers" to give her a bitch slap
Lying to me for all of these years making me believe that I was black
I can't believe it's took 25 years for someone to tell me the truth
My Mum best not lie to me anymore when it's obvious I have the proof!!!

fine! i'm sure SOMEBODY can handle it.


austin?

im ok 4 now izzy,maybe anothe time

I'm like groover in the way that I don't like to gloat
but how could I when to see my dick you need a microscope
I never hire hos I just hire a goat
and when it bleats on it fleese is where I whipe my scrote
I like to joke and try not to get offended,
but I'm loser who uses this thread as a tool to find best friends with
and I'm going to say something that may seem sick and a "no no"
but my ideal bird is that lil bitch JO JO!

joke obviously! (hears police sirens approaching!)

dude! she's like, 12.

-shudder-

-shudder- myself! what have my parents raised?! (shaves head to a 0.5 and finds a 666 on his scalp)

thats your prison tattoo of course.