Simple idea behind this thread really no more than 8 lines try to be original and relivent. i'll start!

time to start some beef like a triple rodeo burger,
i know im better than the rest like tina turner,
but come back if you can try and diss me or poontang,
i'm sure i'll send you on your way like a boomerang,
so untill the next time when your return for more,
remember this.... your mums a whore,
no i swear it's truth shes been swallowin' rotten juice,
i saw her photo in a kings cross phone booth!

Thank god for that O-Man so it isn't just me
That wonders about how tight it would be to fuck her pussy
Hard until I fill her virgin fuck hole full of my cream
Ten minutes is all I need to make the dirty little teen scream
Sorry Mr Officer but what is it you are trying to say
The bitch called round to my house and asked if I wanted to play
At first we just sat and talked about what we were going to do that day
Then she started sucking me off whilst we watched her back on CD:UK

*round of applause for the open peodo*
Then she started sucking me off whilst we watched her back on CD:UK

luv it

You can all call me Nonce Bronson
Get more heat from Miami Vice than Don Johnson
"Book'em Danni'o and lock him away"
Dirty fucking paedo' you just heard what he say
I don't know what's worse the fact that he's british
And got to fuck our angel whilst she was acting slutish
Now why didn't we send someone over?
To rape that Billie Piper when she was younger?

that was excellent. you dirty fucker.

she told me to "get out" but I didn't take heed!
"don't be like that you lil pop queen let me inplant my seed"
then she said to me "only if you name another one of my hits"
and not the one when I'm at school in the video wearing a cheerleaders outfit
my mind boggled and I just couldn't think
my only tactic I had left was to slip something in her drink
but I thought fuck it, I'm out of luck so better mind my manners
crept to another room back stage to ride Michelle Mcmanus!

groover I take my hat off to you you took the Jo Jo shit to another level!

bruup bruup (in the words of Buzzing Talk)

I take my hat off to you for doing the deed with the McManus!!! lol!!!

it wasn't easy she threatened to "break me" like Ivan Drago! oh and I didn't have a "hat" on for it either!

thats me done for tonight (might have to take up new residence in vietnam for a while!:-)

I'll leave you with a little gem from Jay-Z that I think is a fucking cool line!

"Jigga the Don, bitches scream, "Jigga damn! your dick is the bomb, bout as thick as my arm!"
Peace!

stop talking about your cocks men, its insecurity
tyring to push upon me and wo0 your masculinity
fuck off with your sexual divinity, it dont do shit for me
to get me weak at the knees i like Gay disease and dick cheese
so when the o man did his crime he got sent to prison
dropped the soap and felt a sharp incision
he prayed it was a knife to end his life, or to be beaten with a rock
instead it was J-T, the chilli pepper, with penis hard in sock

ding ding

the sun has come up time for druggies to come down
like a clown in humidty, smile turns into frown
gangsters claiming a hand sign, that i always thought was mine
never thought id see tupac signing one of my lines
never thought id see the o man, racking a line
a bleeding nose form this bag of cocaine, what is the time
like kiron b imna drop a random end to this lame ass rhyme
my favourite nando's sauce gotta be the lemon and lime

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I tell ya what wo0.. I too love a good camel toe
Nothing like slipping into the skin of someone else ya know
Prancing in front of a mirror whilst my radio plays rock'n'roll
Up really loud to muffle the screams coming from down below
For I have kidnapped my final victim, I'm gonna finish my suit
I know the world's gonna love me as I'm gonna look real cute
So it's time to pick up my scalpel and finish out of pure dedication
Then like a Caterpillar into a Butterfly I'll have completed my transformation

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Yeah I do.. but then I get nightmares about you!!!

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Don't think you're getting away with it that easily
You aint the only thing that frightens the life out of me
I'm also rather scared of big packs of cotton wool
I hate the way it feels makes me cringe the most of all
I aslo hate seeing kids sucking the sleeves of thier jumpers
Sat with their cuff in thier mouth the dirty little fuckers
I have a fear of anything circus related especially if there's a clown
That's why I tend to run away from here when Buzzingtalk lays a verse down!!

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Be my guest Wo0!

If you do that then girl I'll have you turfed back out
How am I supposed to concentrate with you walking about
Like the character from the book "It" written by Stephen King
At first glance I'd start shaking and my palms will start sweating
I know it's gonna be my birthday but I didn't want no clown
Staring at me past it's big red nose everytime I turn around
Oh god.. and if you came over to me wearing those oversized feet
I'd drop the mic then be out of the door running down the street!